Senator Rubio Has Sneaky Mark Warner’s Back

Senator Mark Warner attempts to use a Russian oligarch’s lobbyist to set up a clandestine meeting with Christopher Steele, the author of the infamously foul “Trump Dossier”, and Marco Rubio is OK with that. Just exactly where do your loyalties lie, Senator Rubio? And did you ever get an answer as to why it took Sneaky Mark Waner 7 months to inform your committee about his little adventure into the Netherlands of Oppo Research?

‘Haunch of Acosta’

For today’s White House Press Briefing luncheon, Chef Sarah will both prepare your meal, and, especially in the case of FakeNews CNN’s Jim Acosta, serve it up cold. The feature entree, a prime ‘haunch of Acosta’, will be served ‘ a la tartare’ with a sprinkling of Worcester sauce and ground pepper.  Bibs and handi-wipes will be available upon request.

Democrat Eric Swalwell – Turd in a Punchbowl

Congratulations Congressman. Awarded for your performance on Friday night’s “Tucker Carlson Tonight” show you win this weeks’s ‘Turd in a Punchbowl’ Award for being a, well… really sludgy sort of person.

This “Turd in a Punchbowl” Award dumped on Rep. Eric Swalwell for his appearance on Tucker Carslson Tonight