Capitalizing on the unexpected success of “Tide Pods”, P&G just released these new and possibly tasty additions. Update – The demand for Tide Pods “Peeps” Easter Candy has been so exuberant that shelves are already emptied. Disappointed shoppers were heard to say that “these Pod Peeps went faster than a $99 dollar 60 Inch Big Screen TV at Walmart on Black Friday”.
Abraham Lincoln is one President that will never go out of style.
Alfred E. Neuman says that we have really sunk to picking low hanging fruit in coming up with these Obama Presidential Portrait shticks. But just wait until we start on Michelle….
And you know where Alfred E. Newman can be found, there’s a pretty good chance that Homer Simpson is close at hand.
Ah, for the days of our misspent youth…
Capitalizing on the unexpected success of “Tide Pods”, P&G just released these new and possibly tasty additions.
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Or if you want to save a couple of bucks, you can make your own Taco or Burrito Cleanse. Just leave your favorite flavor of taco or burrito on your car’s dashboard (or under the seat) for a couple of days, then enjoy. You will be cleansed.
Darwin winces and swallows a little gorge as he relays the grisly details of the “Big cat poacher … mauled to death and EATEN by the pride of lions he was hunting with only his head remaining at South African game reserve”. Eeewww!! Damn!! Daily Mail. I’m gonna have to use some eyebleach to get rid of that gory vision. Darwin, recovering his ironic sense of humor, says the whole episode sort of reminds him of a White House Briefing where Sarah Sanders had FakeNews CNN’s, Jim Acosta, a la tartare style for lunch.
The hunter was heard screaming for help as he was attacked at the Ingwelala Private Nature Reserve in Hoedspruit outside Phalaborwa.
But the lions quickly killed their victim and devoured most of his body before being chased off, leaving his head untouched.
Natural selection deems that some individuals serve as a warning to others. Who are we to disagree? The next generation, ever and anon, is descended from the survivors
You watched the Sunday Talk Shows again, didn’t you? Dr. ‘James’ can help you with that. Just answer the question, “Walmarts or Targets”? Feeling better now?
Paraphrasing Rahm Emanuel, “Never let a good meme go to waste“, we, again, have to recognize the contribution Canadian Prime Minister Justin Trudeau has made to Memedom with his classic “peoplekind” comment. Keep up the good work, Justin. Eh?
With the success of Tide Pod snacks, it was inevitable that Procter & Gamble would add a line of beverages to help wash those little snacks down.
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