Tide Pod Challenge
From The Newest TikTok Challenges – The ‘Lick The Bowl Clean’ Challenge
HINT: We’re Prolly Not Talking Your Morning Fruit Loops Bowl…
‘Kackling’ Kamala Takes The Tide POD Challenge
Prolly not the nastiest thing she’s munched on…
In The Land Of Tide Pod Challengers, The Trumptini Is King
Just make sure they are shaken, not stirred.
Every “SHAKEN, NOT STIRRED” James Bond Line (1962-2020)
And for relief after a wild night of shaken, not stirred Trumptini’s…
Nancy “Tide Pods” Pelosi
When she not ripping up State of the Union speeches, she’s chomping on Tide Pods
AOC* Teaches NPP** The Tide Pod Challenge
*AOC – Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez
**NPP – Nancy Patricia Pelosi
Pizza Pods
The Newest Challenge For The ‘Tide Pod Generation’
It doesn’t take a Rocket Scientist to point out (heh) that the newest “Challenge” in support of Gun Control could leave the participants digitally challenged. But, hey….most of the Tide Pod Generation are Two Thumb texters, so it probably wouldn’t matter to them any way.
Munching Goatberries – Even Better Than Tide Pods
The Tide Pods craze is so….yesterday. Hello, Goatberries. Betcha can’t eat just one.
Tide Pod ‘Secret Snacker’
Jimmy’s hurrying to stock up on his favorite Tide Pod snackies before the age restriction and ID check goes into effect. When asked what his plans were for staying stocked with the tasty little treats ‘post-ban’, Jimmy said, “I know the addresses of all the Procter & Gamble employees within 100 miles of here. I’ll just kidnap some family members and ….well, you can figure out the rest of the plan.”
**FakeNewsAlert**