Tide Pod Challenge
The Benadryl Challenge
If you thought the Tide Pod Challenge was for true idiots, well, the Benadryl Challenge takes ‘idiot’ to a whole ‘nuther level of comatose.
Procter & Gamble’s New Line of “Tide Snacks” – Easter Candy Shortage Update
Capitalizing on the unexpected success of “Tide Pods”, P&G just released these new and possibly tasty additions. Update – The demand for Tide Pods “Peeps” Easter Candy has been so exuberant that shelves are already emptied. Disappointed shoppers were heard to say that “these Pod Peeps went faster than a $99 dollar 60 Inch Big Screen TV at Walmart on Black Friday”.
Procter & Gamble’s New Line of “Tide Snacks”
Capitalizing on the unexpected success of “Tide Pods”, P&G just released these new and possibly tasty additions.
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New Tide Juice Box
With the success of Tide Pod snacks, it was inevitable that Procter & Gamble would add a line of beverages to help wash those little snacks down.
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When I Was A Kid…
And I had to walk 20 miles through the snow, uphill…both ways, to get to school.
Daily Darwin – The POD People Genome
Darwin gags (heh) down a chortle as he notes that the current rage of eating Tide PODS as a gag (heh, heh) is going to end up washing (heh, heh, heh) the perpetrators genomes right out of the old gene pool.
Natural selection deems that some individuals serve as a warning to others. Who are we to disagree? The next generation, ever and anon, is descended from the survivors
Climate Change Changes Are For ‘Pee-ons’ Say Davos Elite
“Rules for Thee, but Not for Me”, was the watchword on the tarmac as “A Thousand Private Jets Deliver Globalist Elite to Davos for Climate Change Summit.” Breitbart reports the “irony” of using private jets to attend an AGW-Climate Change-Global Warming (AKA: Weather) conference in the snow. One is left with the notion that nobody is going to mess with their “Lifestyles of the Rich and Famous over a little carbon emission. They’ll just go to the “Carbon Offset” store and buy a tree, or some “Indulgences“.
More than 1,000 private jet flights have been delivering globalist elites to the World Economic Forum (WEF) in Davos, where attendees are discussing — among other topics — the ‘major threat’ of climate change.
Airports around the Swiss ski resort will see the number of private jets spike 335 per cent during the annual meeting of world elites, according to Air Charter Service (ACS).
**Disclaimer-If you click on the “Carbon Offset” link and decide that it might be a good idea get you some of those Offset things to “save the planet”, then you might be one of the stupidest fuckers to ever walk the planet. It’s inevitable that you’ll chlorinate your own gene pool by doing something so grotesquely idiotic as taking the “Tide Pod Challenge” or some other numbnuts thing. So do us all a favor and stick your head in an oven filled with ‘dinosaur farts‘ and help keep your genomes from diluting our gene pool.