political correctness
The New PyeongChang Olympics ‘Star Wars AT-AT Walker Downhill Ski Event’
The ‘Star Wars AT-AT Walker Downhill Event’ rules are simple. There’s only three rules. If you finish, you get a Bronze medal. If you finish with two arms or two legs you get a Silver medal. And rule three, if you finish with both two arms and two legs you get the Gold medal.
Little Chicken Peckers
A fate worthy of being featured in a Stephen King novel.
Meet The Newest Olympic Sport
You’ve got your Bobsledding and your Luge and your Snowboarding and your Ski Jumping. And they’re all good. But now you have the most spectacular Winter Olympic Event of all – The Freestyle Shopping Cart Skiing Water Broad Jump. Curling….eat your heart out
Texas Valentine’s Day Cards On Markdown
“Cook or Freeze” by February 14. Get a cute little sticker to go over the label, and no problem. It’s the thought that counts, right? And do remember to give it the ‘sniff/tiny taste test’ when you thaw it out for next year’s romance.
Ruh-Roh Charlie Darwin – Your Newest Candidate Just ‘Beat Feet’
It appears that this candidate for one of Charlie Darwin’s Awards may have walked away before getting his award. Better luck delivering next time, Charlie. And you know there will be a next time, because they just never learn.
**Tire tracks in – hole in the ice – footprints out. Ohhh yeahhh???
The Ubiquitous Mr. Christie
Just as you should never get between a dog and his dinner, never get between Chris Christie and a microphone or a good meme. Chris has checked out of “The Beach House” and landed right in Barack Obama’s “Portrait World”.
Meanwhile In Canada – Guns, Maple Leaves and Beaver
It was the thought of some Canadian ‘beaver’ that made you look, eh?
