Star Wars

Disney’s Star Wars Franchise To Take A New Direction

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Daisy Ridley Teases New ‘Star Wars’ Film: ‘It’s Not What I Expected’

Variety–Daisy Ridley is gearing up to reprise her role as Rey in a new “Star Wars” film, and has revealed the storyline is “not what I expected.”

As for the plot of the new film, Ridley teased, “I’m very excited. The story is really cool. I’m waiting to read a script because, obviously, I don’t have any other updates. It’s not what I expected, but I’m very excited.”

“I know the storyline for one film. That’s not to say that that’s all it is, but that’s what I was told about. And I imagine it will be the next film, I think,” she said. “I mean, again, I don’t know, post strikes and everything, how quickly everything will start up again. But yes, so far, I know the story of one film and I think people will be very excited.”

Huh??

The New PyeongChang Olympics ‘Star Wars AT-AT Walker Downhill Ski Event’

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The ‘Star Wars AT-AT Walker Downhill Event’ rules are simple. There’s only three rules. If you finish, you get a Bronze medal. If you finish with two arms or two legs you get a Silver medal. And rule three, if you finish with both two arms and two legs you get the Gold medal.

The Ballad of Jedi Clampett

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Come and listen to my story about a man named Jedi
A poor mountaineer, barely kept his family fed,
And then one day he was shootin at some food,
And up through the ground come a bubblin crude.

Oil that is, black gold, Texas tea.

Well the first thing you know ol Jedi’s a millionaire,
The kinfolk said “Jedi move away from there”
Said “Californy is the place you ought to be”
So they loaded up the truck and they moved to Beverly

Hills, that is. Swimmin pools, movie stars.

The Beverly Hillbillies