The ‘Star Wars AT-AT Walker Downhill Event’ rules are simple. There’s only three rules. If you finish, you get a Bronze medal. If you finish with two arms or two legs you get a Silver medal. And rule three, if you finish with both two arms and two legs you get the Gold medal.
A fate worthy of being featured in a Stephen King novel.
Just remember to keep your feet (clad in your expensive shoes) behind the victim, the FakeNews Spew, once released, is worse than the worst case of “projectile vomiting” ever.
You’ve got your Bobsledding and your Luge and your Snowboarding and your Ski Jumping. And they’re all good. But now you have the most spectacular Winter Olympic Event of all – The Freestyle Shopping Cart Skiing Water Broad Jump. Curling….eat your heart out
Capitalizing on the unexpected success of “Tide Pods”, P&G just released these new and possibly tasty additions.
**FakeNewsAlert**
It’s not pretty, folks.
Darwin winces and swallows a little gorge as he relays the grisly details of the “Big cat poacher … mauled to death and EATEN by the pride of lions he was hunting with only his head remaining at South African game reserve”. Eeewww!! Damn!! Daily Mail. I’m gonna have to use some eyebleach to get rid of that gory vision. Darwin, recovering his ironic sense of humor, says the whole episode sort of reminds him of a White House Briefing where Sarah Sanders had FakeNews CNN’s, Jim Acosta, a la tartare style for lunch.
The hunter was heard screaming for help as he was attacked at the Ingwelala Private Nature Reserve in Hoedspruit outside Phalaborwa.
But the lions quickly killed their victim and devoured most of his body before being chased off, leaving his head untouched.
Natural selection deems that some individuals serve as a warning to others. Who are we to disagree? The next generation, ever and anon, is descended from the survivors
Darwin in quick to point out that he definitely sympathizes with anyone that doesn’t want to risk their ‘ownliest’ genomes by passing logging trucks or Bridge Beam Haulers. Here’s one example where “to hesitate is not to lose.”
Natural selection deems that some individuals serve as a warning to others. Who are we to disagree? The next generation, ever and anon, is descended from the survivors
We all know at least one…
That hideous screeching that you hear is a #SJW #Snowflake with her ‘wittle fweewings’ hurt.
https://youtu.be/0_JtRyZSyRk
**Warning – Make sure your finger is on the mute button. Listening could be hazardous to your health.**
Thanks sgt_axeman
So none of Adam Schiff’s Democrats would read Nunes’ “Memo” even though it was made available to them. And then Ol’ “Pencilneck” Schiff concocts a Democratic Response Memo that he won’t let the Republicans read….but, wait for it, he criticizes the Republicans for not voting to release a memo he wouldn’t let them read. This has gone way beyond bug-eyed “Trump Derangement Syndrome” crazy.
News reporting says you refused to let the Republicans read your Democratic response memo before voting. If true, your cynical manipulation of the story and purposefully misleading statements are reprehensible. But, of course, we don't expect any better from your, Mr. Schiff.
— ThePublicEditor.com (@TPE_PubEditor) January 30, 2018
