The ‘Deep State’ Swamp Creatures can’t believe that Mr. “Muzagroo” Sessions actually fired Andy McCabe.
“That’s Gotta Hurt”
#MeToo News – Caitlyn Jenner Accuses Bruce
Caitlyn says the “Abuse went on for over six decades….”
**AlmostFakeNews Alert**
Almost Steampunk – Clockwork People
With a costuming upgrade these ‘Clockwork People’ might spawn their very own genre of Steampunk.
Weekend At Hillary’s
One must pluck the low hanging fruit when it’s ripe. And speaking of ripe and low hanging, Hillary’s trip to India supplied an entire Fruit Stand worth.
Daily Darwin – My Flaming Ding-A-Ling
Darwin gleefully notes that this fine specimen appears to be exhibiting a major case of “Genome Impairment due to a Flaming and Exploding Ding-A-Ling” thingy. Darwin further states, that if left untreated, all that will be left of said genomes will be burnt out husks. You can watch the flambe act while enjoying Chuck Berry expounding on the “Ding-A-Ling” phenomenon.
Chuck Berry – “My Ding-A-Ling”
Natural selection deems that some individuals serve as a warning to others. Who are we to disagree? The next generation, ever and anon, is descended from the survivors
High Profile Vehicle, High Wind Warning? For Thee, Not Me
Ruh-Roh Scooby-Doo. Did you notice the ‘flashing light bar‘ on the vehicle he just crushed?
Monday Morning Morons
To introduce our newest feature, Monday Morning Morons, Evel “The Street Skier” Knotknievel demonstrates his famous death defying ‘Shoefly Slide’. We’re pretty sure you’ll be reading about him in the Monday Morning Mortuary notices shortly.
Barefoot Water Skiing Championship – Now That’s Barefooting With Style
