One must pluck the low hanging fruit when it’s ripe. And speaking of ripe and low hanging, Hillary’s trip to India supplied an entire Fruit Stand worth.
Weekend At Hillary’s
“That’s Gotta Hurt”
Daily Darwin – My Flaming Ding-A-Ling
Darwin gleefully notes that this fine specimen appears to be exhibiting a major case of “Genome Impairment due to a Flaming and Exploding Ding-A-Ling” thingy. Darwin further states, that if left untreated, all that will be left of said genomes will be burnt out husks. You can watch the flambe act while enjoying Chuck Berry expounding on the “Ding-A-Ling” phenomenon.
Chuck Berry – “My Ding-A-Ling”
Natural selection deems that some individuals serve as a warning to others. Who are we to disagree? The next generation, ever and anon, is descended from the survivors
High Profile Vehicle, High Wind Warning? For Thee, Not Me
Ruh-Roh Scooby-Doo. Did you notice the ‘flashing light bar‘ on the vehicle he just crushed?
Monday Morning Morons
To introduce our newest feature, Monday Morning Morons, Evel “The Street Skier” Knotknievel demonstrates his famous death defying ‘Shoefly Slide’. We’re pretty sure you’ll be reading about him in the Monday Morning Mortuary notices shortly.
Barefoot Water Skiing Championship – Now That’s Barefooting With Style
FashionWeek – Where’s My ‘Hit Me’ Sign?
The dude’s (an assumption, I know) already got some major issues going on, but a pineapple hairstyle, please….
Porky Pig’s Just Tired of The Crap
Or maybe he just really hammered his thumb/finger (sometimes hard to differentiate with cartoon characters) and needed to express himself.
I ‘Wuv’ My ‘Liddle’ Birdie Friend…
…until I decide I’m tired of playing and eat you.
Daily Darwin – Ladder Brigade ‘Wannabe’
Darwin says it’s always best to keep your genomes balanced…until you fall and crush them, of course.
Natural selection deems that some individuals serve as a warning to others. Who are we to disagree? The next generation, ever and anon, is descended from the survivors