“That’s Gotta Hurt”
Daily Darwin – Key Cleaner Award
Darwin chortles about the most recent April Fools prank going around. He surmises that the unwitting fools got quite a shock to the old genomes when they inserted their keys into the ‘key cleaning machine’.
Natural selection deems that some individuals serve as a warning to others. Who are we to disagree? The next generation, ever and anon, is descended from the survivors
The Secret To Applying Lipstick
Lipstick Tips and Tricks – “Stay between the lines….” and maybe ditch the mermaids.
The Early Frog Gets The Worm
And it’s a fat, tasty one too!
ScienceDiet – Donner Dinner Party
A game in which you cannot afford to be chicken.
Woman Celebrates National Puppy Day by Cooking Chihuahua
On this National Puppy Day, one doesn’t know whether to say Awww!! or Eeewww!! about this grisly ‘tail’.
KOIN 6 reports, “An Astoria woman was arrested after police said she killed her dog by cooking him in the oven.”
According to court documents, Noel G. Moor, 28, placed the dog in the oven “because she thought an ex-boyfriend was inside the dog.”
The police report said the 7-year-old male Chihuahua, Bolt, was alive when Moor put him in the oven. He was found dead on the burner when a Warrenton police officer responded to investigate and “The smell of burnt hair and flesh was still in the air.”
