“Honey. That old guy, John Heywood, was right. Do you know what I’m sayin’?”
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Jabba the Trump and Princess Melania
Here’s a storyboard from the proposed 17th episode in the Star Wars saga – “Star Wars: Attack of the MAGA’s.”
Girls With Big ‘Effing Machine Guns
I love the smell of ‘gunpowder‘ perfume in the morning. It’s my Pumpkin Spice Latte.”
Maxine Waters Face-prints Sheets
The New York Times reports, “Maxine Waters’ Image Found On ‘Shroud’ at Motel 6.” Or maybe, not so much. It was actually sheets that the image was found on, and, upon further inspection, it appears that Ms. Waters’ excessive makeup simply ‘silk-screened’ itself onto the sheet after an overnight of face sleeping. Experts say that proper personal hygiene could help prevent such transfers in the future.
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Bill Clinton On ‘Taking a Knee’
“It’s the patriotic thing to do Monica…”
