Norks
Little Rocketman Passes The Torch On The “World’s Craziest Leader” Title
But gets it back again by sending balloons of poop over the border to South Korea. But just wait a little minute and Ol’ Joe ‘Depends’ will earn the title back, again. Where it belongs.
North Korea Accused of Launching Floating Poop Balloon Attack
Daily Beast–South Korea’s military on Wednesday accused North Korea of floating balloons loaded with trash and manure across the border and immediately demanded that Pyongyang halt its “inhumane and vulgar” operation.
More than 260 balloons have already been detected in South Korea since the operation began on Tuesday night, South Korea’s Joint Chiefs of Staff said. Images released by the military appear to show the balloons carrying plastic bags—one of which had the word “excrement” written on the side, according to Reuters.
L’il Rocketman Saves The World
Who woulda thunk that Nork ‘Supremely Rotund’ Leader, Kim Jong Un, is really a monster fighting, kimchi eating, world saving Superior Hero? Or not. Bridges for sale, people. Bridges…
**Thanks Anon in MT
Under Pressure
Queen – Under Pressure (Official Video)
Joe Biden Get Hoisted On His On Repartee
“Never engage in a battle of wits with an unarmed man.” Winston Churchill
Kim Jong-Un – Jilted BFF
If you’ve ever been to a Waffle House after 02:00 a.m., then you’ve seen this little scene play out. Can anyone hear Trump saying, “Do you miss me yet?”
Kim Jong-un RIP Update – “Me Love You Long Time, Rocketman”
Dead or alive? North Korean leader Kim Jong Un captivates the world amid a pandemic. No one knows for sure whether or not “Little Rocketman” has assumed room temperature, but until we do, we can keep speculating… and we can keep updating.
Put Him On A Milk Carton
**Found here.
Kim Jong-un RIP Update – Seems Like ‘Proof of Life’ To Me
Kim seen waving to his adoring fans during an afternoon drive around Pyongyang.
Dead or alive? North Korean leader Kim Jong Un captivates the world amid a pandemic. No one knows for sure whether or not “Little Rocketman” has assumed room temperature, but until we do, we can keep speculating… and we can keep updating.
Kim Jong-un RIP Update – Kim Jong-Hil’s In Charge Now. No Worries.
Dead or alive? North Korean leader Kim Jong Un captivates the world amid a pandemic. No one knows for sure whether or not “Little Rocketman” has assumed room temperature, but until we do, we can keep speculating… and we can keep updating.
Kim Jong-un RIP Update – “Rive, Raugh, Rove…”
Dead or alive? North Korean leader Kim Jong Un captivates the world amid a pandemic. No one knows for sure whether or not “Little Rocketman” has assumed room temperature, but until we do, we can keep speculating… and we can keep updating.
Could Kim Jong-un Really Be In ‘Deep Kimchi’?
Or could Kim just be trying to avoid the Coronavirus?
Kimchi, as everyone knows, is an extremely hot Korean fermented cabbage. It is something you do not want to find yourself in. The deeper it is buried in the pottery in the ground while fermenting, the hotter it is. To find one’s self in deep Kimchi is to find one’s self in deep shit.
