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Kim Jung-un Notifies President That His Harry and David’s Christmas Fruit Basket Was Delayed Due To An Unexpected Internet Outage

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NBCNews reports, “Christmas Day passes with no sign of ‘gift’ that North Korea warned of.“

Earlier this month, Pyongyang set a year-end deadline for the United States to make new concessions in talks over the country’s nuclear arsenal.

And amid fears that North Korea was expanding a factory linked to the production of long-range nuclear missiles, the U.S. flew several spy planes over the Korean Peninsula during the holiday, according to South Korean media, citing military aircraft tracker Aircraft Spots.

Trump – “I’ll Know Within a Minute If Kim’s Hair Is Real….”

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Actually, according the the Daily Caller, Trump  “[WILL] KNOW WITHIN ONE MINUTE IF KIM JONG UN IS JERKING ME AROUND.”

President Donald Trump said Saturday he would know almost immediately whether North Korean leader Kim Jong Un is serious about negotiating during the planned summit Tuesday in Singapore.

Just my touch, my feel. That’s what I do. How long will it take to figure out whether or not they’re serious, I said maybe in the first minute. You know, the way they say you know if you’re going to like somebody in the first five seconds. Did you ever hear that one? Well, I think that very quickly I’ll know whether or not something good is going to happen.