NBC’s Lester Holt – North Korean Tool

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Lester was so busy ‘reporting’ on how good the Norks have it now (see the happy skiers, everyone), that no one on that crack NBC staff noticed that virtually everyone was wearing one of a half dozen identical styles.  Just look behind Lester…. You’ve got your Orange Pair, Your Aqua Pair, Your Minty Green Pair and Your Blue Pair. Heh.  It’s “ParkaGate”.  Read a little further, and we’ll show you what Lester has in common with ‘Hanoi Jane’ Fonda.

Daily Darwin – Darwin’s Home Builder Brigade

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Darwin points out that he has finally found out where members of his infamous ‘Ladder Brigade’ park their genomes for the night. His initial thought on learning, “Whoa, that first step is a real bitch”.

Natural selection deems that some individuals serve as a warning to others. Who are we to disagree? The next generation, ever and anon, is descended from the survivors

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Ben Rhodes – A Case Study In Trump Derangement Syndrom

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Ben forgot that his guy Barack Obama was nominated for a Nobel Peace Prize the month he took office. He didn’t do anything to get it. He just ‘talked pretty good liberalspeak’.

Thanks to Obama’s efforts, North Korea is getting really good with Nukes and the ability to deliver them anywhere in the US mainland. And, as if that wasn’t enough, he gave Iran a whole bunch of money and a sweetheart deal so they can do the same. But he and Michelle do cut quite a figure on the Red Carpet in Norway.

President Barack Obama and First Lady Michelle Obama Depart Oslo City Hall

Gypsy, Tramp or Thief

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It’s ironic that Hollywood Liberals like Cher resort to body-shaming someone like Sarah Sanders because they disagree with their beliefs. #HollywoodHypcrites are always so short on arguments or critical thinking that their only recourse is ‘huck‘ insults like third graders. Sorry for the comparison, third graders, sometimes life is unfair.

Cher in her Ms. Cowhide USA Pageant Leather Outfit

Hey Hillary – Look What Fusion GPS Missed

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Don’t you wish that you would have paid your Opposition Research muckrakers enough to pry this picture of Barack Obama and Louis Farrakhan being best BFF’s, out of the hands of the Congressional Black Caucus (CBC) members?  Heh.  So much for William Jefferson Clinton, your purported husband, being the ‘First Black President’.  Apparently, none of that loyalty rubbed off on you.  And you missed your chance to be President.  Ah, for the “want of a nail the shoe was lost….”  Or picture.

Barack Obama and Louis Farrakhan, BFF’s

Daily Darwin – The POD People Genome

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Darwin gags (heh) down a chortle as he notes that the current rage of eating Tide PODS as a gag (heh, heh) is going to end up washing (heh, heh, heh) the perpetrators genomes right out of the old gene pool.

Natural selection deems that some individuals serve as a warning to others. Who are we to disagree? The next generation, ever and anon, is descended from the survivors

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