Lindsey Graham vs. Stephen Miller – ‘The Thrilla In DCilla’

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Lightweight Senator Lindsey Graham is refusing to accept a challenge from brawling newcomer Stephen Miller for a ‘Winner Takes All’ Immigration Debate bout on Tucker Carlson’s Friday Night Fights.  Some say the bout could rival the “Fight of the Century” or the “Rumble in the Jungle” from the Golden Age of Pugilistic Style Debating.

The ‘Probable’ Lindsey Graham vs. The Really ‘Real’ Stephen Miller

**Google’s ‘face recognition’ is vacillating between naming the “Clown-faced” image Lindsey Graham or James Comey. For purposes of this post, we’re dealing with two peas from the same motherpod. So, for full disclosure, our position is that the clown’s face was used “as an example only” of Senator Lindsey Graham in clownface.  “Effing Clown lawyers are murder on details.

Giddy With Schadenfreude

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They say, Senator Schumer, that Schadenfreude is a real bitch. Enjoy her company whilst you try and get rested up for your DACA Negotiations with President Trump.

Climate Change Changes Are For ‘Pee-ons’ Say Davos Elite

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“Rules for Thee, but Not for Me”, was the watchword on the tarmac as “A Thousand Private Jets Deliver Globalist Elite to Davos for Climate Change Summit.” Breitbart reports the “irony” of using private jets to attend an AGW-Climate Change-Global Warming (AKA: Weather) conference in the snow.  One is left with the notion that nobody is going to mess with their “Lifestyles of the Rich and Famous over a little carbon emission.  They’ll just go to the “Carbon Offset” store and buy a tree, or some “Indulgences“.

More than 1,000 private jet flights have been delivering globalist elites to the World Economic Forum (WEF) in Davos, where attendees are discussing — among other topics — the ‘major threat’ of climate change.
Airports around the Swiss ski resort will see the number of private jets spike 335 per cent during the annual meeting of world elites, according to Air Charter Service (ACS).

**Disclaimer-If you click on the “Carbon Offset” link and decide that it might be a good idea get you some of those Offset things  to “save the planet”, then you might be one of the stupidest fuckers to ever walk the planet.  It’s inevitable that you’ll chlorinate your own gene pool by doing something so grotesquely idiotic as taking the “Tide Pod Challenge” or some other numbnuts thing.  So do us all a favor and stick your head in an oven filled with ‘dinosaur farts‘ and help keep your genomes from diluting our gene pool.

Al Gore’s ‘Global Warming’ Pod People Personae Almost Ready For Transplanting

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Here’s a field of Al Gore’s AGW-SJW Pod People Personae almost ready for transplantation to a school or University, perhaps even in your town….

“Invasion of the Body Snatchers” – 1978

Uganda’s President Loves Trump

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Uganda’s President Museveni says, “We Africans all know we live in a ‘shithole’, so it’s no big deal if Trump says it….” that’s a quote from the Michael Wolfe school of reporting.  Now here’s the story from the Washington Post, “Ugandan president says he loves Trump: ‘He talks to Africans frankly’.”

Ugandan president Yoweri Kaguta Museveni spoke out in defense of President Trump on Tuesday, telling lawmakers at the opening of the East African Legislative Assembly held in Kampala he loved the American leader as “he talks to Africans frankly.”

The comments came a little less than two weeks after Trump described African nations, along with Haiti and El Salvador, as “shithole countries”

 

Conan – ‘Dyare’ Is Haitian Creole For What You’re Gonna Get

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James Comey, Robin Hood of Facts

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DeepState – FBI

Former FBI Director, James Comey, seems to have reconciled himself to the vagaries of whatever fate will befall him because of his somewhat ‘flawed’ testimony about the handling of the Hillary Clinton Email scandal. He probably sees himself more as a Robin Hood of Facts – stealing from the truth and giving to those far less rich in the truth, like Hillary Clinton.  Now if I could figure out who his Friar Tuck is…

What? Lindsey Graham Forgot He Voted for the #SchumerShutdown

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Senator Lindsey Graham – The Early Years

Senator. You were the shining bi-partisan example Chuck Schumer used to justify his #SchumerShutdown. Didn’t waste any time starting your rehab did you? We will never forget the Reagan Amnesty cluster-fuck. And you shouldn’t either.

Ana Navarro – Closet Republican

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Actually, she’s only a Republican when she’s in her closet counting her shoes.  Would that make her Democrat in Republican shoes?

Inside Ana “Imelda” Navarro, Shoehorn Republican’s Closet

**Yes, I know. Nicaragua is not even close to the Philippines.