“Cook or Freeze” by February 14. Get a cute little sticker to go over the label, and no problem. It’s the thought that counts, right? And do remember to give it the ‘sniff/tiny taste test’ when you thaw it out for next year’s romance.
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Ruh-Roh Charlie Darwin – Your Newest Candidate Just ‘Beat Feet’
It appears that this candidate for one of Charlie Darwin’s Awards may have walked away before getting his award. Better luck delivering next time, Charlie. And you know there will be a next time, because they just never learn.
**Tire tracks in – hole in the ice – footprints out. Ohhh yeahhh???
The Ubiquitous Mr. Christie
Just as you should never get between a dog and his dinner, never get between Chris Christie and a microphone or a good meme. Chris has checked out of “The Beach House” and landed right in Barack Obama’s “Portrait World”.
Meanwhile In Canada – Guns, Maple Leaves and Beaver
It was the thought of some Canadian ‘beaver’ that made you look, eh?
Procter & Gamble’s New Line of “Tide Snacks” – Easter Candy Shortage Update
Capitalizing on the unexpected success of “Tide Pods”, P&G just released these new and possibly tasty additions. Update – The demand for Tide Pods “Peeps” Easter Candy has been so exuberant that shelves are already emptied. Disappointed shoppers were heard to say that “these Pod Peeps went faster than a $99 dollar 60 Inch Big Screen TV at Walmart on Black Friday”.
Happy Belated Valentine’s Birthday, Abe
Abraham Lincoln is one President that will never go out of style.
Obama’s “What? Me Worry” Presidential Portrait
Alfred E. Neuman says that we have really sunk to picking low hanging fruit in coming up with these Obama Presidential Portrait shticks. But just wait until we start on Michelle….
And you know where Alfred E. Newman can be found, there’s a pretty good chance that Homer Simpson is close at hand.
