political correctness
AGW – When Is It Going To Be ‘Effing Spring?
Put those bikes away kiddies ’cause AccuWeather says your week is gonna suck, “Midweek nor’easter to bring heavy snow, cause travel disruptions and renew power outages“.
While the midweek storm will not become as powerful as the recent bomb cyclone, part of the northeastern United States can expect renewed power outages, heavy
snow and widespread travel disruptions.
The storm set to unleash a blizzard over the northern Plains will fizzle over the eastern Great Lakes and central Appalachians Tuesday into Tuesday night.
However, the storm is projected to reorganize and strengthen along the coast as many storms often do from Wednesday into Thursday.
Another Magical Maxine Waters Moment
Or three. You can always count on Maxine Waters to keep you amused and confused.
The Transformational Mr. General Sessions
Quite a feat, Mr. Attorney General Sessions. You went from the Nation’s highest and most vaunted crime fighter to the bumbling Mr. Muzagroo in less than a year. That would not qualify as a stellar performance. Just sayin’….
Monday Lisa
A Night of Virtue Signaling At The Oscars
Holy Gonads, Batperson. The signal says culprit is anyone with a penis.
Tide Pod ‘Secret Snacker’
Jimmy’s hurrying to stock up on his favorite Tide Pod snackies before the age restriction and ID check goes into effect. When asked what his plans were for staying stocked with the tasty little treats ‘post-ban’, Jimmy said, “I know the addresses of all the Procter & Gamble employees within 100 miles of here. I’ll just kidnap some family members and ….well, you can figure out the rest of the plan.”
**FakeNewsAlert**
Rule Z – Dumbass Apocalypse Is Already Here
Rule Z – There is never, ever just one zombie.
