Beetlejuice -“It’s Showtime!”
political correctness
Pee-wee Junior’s ‘Tequila’ Redux
Pee-wee’s Big Adventure – “Tequila”
Murica – 18 Wheeler Pontooner
10-4 Good Buddy. Watch my wake. Not a catfish in sight.
Who Truly Represents American Values? The Trumps? Or Barack Obama?
Here’s a lesson Barack Obama could learn from Donald and Melania Trump. It’s simple. If you want people to respect you, look them in the eyes as you give them a firm handshake. Bowing and shining your country’s adversary’s shoes with your eyes just doesn’t cut it.
New ObamaPhone Upgrades Available – Ilegals Need Not Apply
Meet the New TrumpPhone X.
Reddi Whip With Benefits
Bill Murray doesn’t approve??
Daily Darwin – Hot Dog Bandit Shoots Self In His Junk
Darwin says there is something about a hot dog stand robbery gone awry that warms the cockles of his heart. See the Breitbart report, “Suspect Robs Chicago Hot Dog Stand, Accidentally Shoots Self in Penis“. Ouch!!
Darwin, still wincing after visualizating the havoc a bullet would render upon ones ‘ownliest’ genomes, stated for the record, “That Home Boy really knows how to chlorinate a genome pool.”
“Shot in the Junk-O-Meter” courtesy of HeyJackass.com
Natural selection deems that some individuals serve as a warning to others. Who are we to disagree? The next generation, ever and anon, is descended from the survivors
Nobody Knows the Trouble I’ve Seen
All beard and no mouse….
