Darwin is quick to point out that when one intends a ‘practical joke’ to harm another one’s family genomes, quite often a reverse-reciprocating effect is experienced, provided great joy to all onlookers.
Natural selection deems that some individuals serve as a warning to others. Who are we to disagree? The next generation, ever and anon, is descended from the survivors
They do their job so you can do yours.
So suck it up Buttercup, a jammed copier maybe isn’t so bad.
Imagine yourself on a winding two lane road, fogbound, 25 miles from nowhere and the ‘low tire pressure warning’ sounding for 2 tires, and, of course, you only have one donut spare that’s low on air. And if that’s not enough, your gas gauge is warning in it’s best ‘see, I told you so’ Google voice saying, “you have 2.2 miles until empty, dummy. You should have filled up at the 7-Eleven where you bought the bad burritos.” And speaking of bad burritos, the cramps are coming so fast and hard that you know it’s time to make for the bushes and hope there’s no poison ivy. When… up ahead you spot…?? Tail lights…?? Wazat…?? OMG!! I’m in my own “Scary Movie!!”
Scary Movie 1 – Official Trailer
Witness the birth of the WWM (White Winkies Matter) Movement.
“Honey. That old guy, John Heywood, was right. Do you know what I’m sayin’?”
Here’s a storyboard from the proposed 17th episode in the Star Wars saga – “Star Wars: Attack of the MAGA’s.”
I love the smell of ‘gunpowder‘ perfume in the morning. It’s my Pumpkin Spice Latte.”
The New York Times reports, “Maxine Waters’ Image Found On ‘Shroud’ at Motel 6.” Or maybe, not so much. It was actually sheets that the image was found on, and, upon further inspection, it appears that Ms. Waters’ excessive makeup simply ‘silk-screened’ itself onto the sheet after an overnight of face sleeping. Experts say that proper personal hygiene could help prevent such transfers in the future.
**FakeNewsAlert**
2020 or 2024, same difference. Will Big ZuckerBrother get to rule Oceania? Does it mean something that ZuckerBrother was born in 1984? He does have that “Big ZuckerBrother is Watching You” part down pat, for sure.
In keeping with the spirit of “Letting the inmates run the asylum”, the leadership of the NFL has approved the new “player designed” headgear. Kumbaya, Bro….
A groundskeeper was heard saying about the new headgear, “Pussies to the left of me, pussies to the right. Pussies upstairs in the Broadcast booth, pussies in the Owner’s box and pussies in the Commissioners Office. There’s so many pussies in the NFL now that I’m catching a case of the cramps.”
“You can call me Stilts, or you can call me Wilt, or you can call me Legs or you can call me Pegs, or you can call me WiltStilts, or you can call me PegLegs, or you can call me WS, or you can call me PL …but ya doesn’t hafta call me Johnson.”
Are you fed up with Big Sports, Big TV, Big Endorsements, and Big Beer demanding your money, your time and your loyalty and then disrespecting you, your Values, your Flag, your Country, your Service Men and Women, and Your Law Enforcement Officers? Send them a message. Tell them they need you a whole lot more than you need them. Tell them that if they turn their back on our Flag that you’ll turn your back on them. You could start with that ugly dog, Spuds. You know. The one that hawks the Bud Light suds.
