You’ve got your Bobsledding and your Luge and your Snowboarding and your Ski Jumping. And they’re all good. But now you have the most spectacular Winter Olympic Event of all – The Freestyle Shopping Cart Skiing Water Broad Jump. Curling….eat your heart out
“Cook or Freeze” by February 14. Get a cute little sticker to go over the label, and no problem. It’s the thought that counts, right? And do remember to give it the ‘sniff/tiny taste test’ when you thaw it out for next year’s romance.
These “weaving’s for the heart” get Rube’s approval because they’re so damn tediously, tiny, and complicated. But I would add, amazing. Watch.
It appears that this candidate for one of Charlie Darwin’s Awards may have walked away before getting his award. Better luck delivering next time, Charlie. And you know there will be a next time, because they just never learn.
**Tire tracks in – hole in the ice – footprints out. Ohhh yeahhh???
Just as you should never get between a dog and his dinner, never get between Chris Christie and a microphone or a good meme. Chris has checked out of “The Beach House” and landed right in Barack Obama’s “Portrait World”.
It was the thought of some Canadian ‘beaver’ that made you look, eh?
Capitalizing on the unexpected success of “Tide Pods”, P&G just released these new and possibly tasty additions. Update – The demand for Tide Pods “Peeps” Easter Candy has been so exuberant that shelves are already emptied. Disappointed shoppers were heard to say that “these Pod Peeps went faster than a $99 dollar 60 Inch Big Screen TV at Walmart on Black Friday”.
Abraham Lincoln is one President that will never go out of style.
Way to go Justin Trudeau, Prime Minister of Canada. Will “Manhole” covers be next on your list of PC changes? I don’t know about you, but I’m gonna go out of my way not to step on a “Peoplehole Cover”, you know what I mean? Will The Mannheim Steamroller have to change their name to “Peopleheim Steamroller” in order to perform in Canada? Will there be no more “Manufacturing” in Canada, just Peoplefacturing? And what will happen to your “Manicures”? 
Mannheim Steamroller – “Deck the Halls”
It’s Fat Tuesday in New Orleans. Here’s a few of the celebrants.
Fat Tuesday Parade
