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Representative ‘Studs’ Swalwell

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Democratic Representative Eric Swalwell appears to be fixated on the “studs” in the Trump Administration. I couldn’t quite figure out whether he was making a veiled reference to Stormy Daniels, or refurbishing the Oval Office for Trump’s second term. Now rumor does have it that Mr. Swalwell has spent some serious time personally investigating the Trump/Stormy connection. He brags that he’s logged at least 40 hours on Ms. Daniels rather ‘ample’ website.

 

**Disclaimer–Just kidding, Mr. Swalwell. We won’t know for sure that you’ve been using your Government computer to log onto porn sites until we finish the investigation. Oh, and as far as using your Congressional Expense Account to pay for your PornHub subscription….? I’m sure you have a perfectly logical explanation.

**FakeNewsAlert**

Celebrity Hypocrites Talk Gun Control Out of Both Sides of Their ‘Mouths’

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Not the real #JenLaw, but her Celebrity Spokesperson

Breitbart reports, “Jennifer Lawrence: ‘Problem is Guns, not Entertainment Industry’“.  Hollywood Einstein and Philosopher Queen, Jennifer Lawrence, says murder by guns, lots of guns, in Hollywood movies is art, so it doesn’t count a violence…..?”  She poo-poo’s the possibility that the entertainment industry’s utter fascination with violence and the making of firearms a central part of the plot of many movies, could be even be partly to blame for gun violence in America.  See if this drivel doesn’t explode your head.

“I think that, you know, we’re the entertainment industry. At some point there has to be separation between politics and the entertainment industry or we’re going to suffer,” Lawrence said Wednesday during the New York premiere of her new spy thriller Red Sparrow. “This is, it’s an art. And it’s an art to entertain and, as an industry, we will suffer and people need to take that responsibility on themselves.”

“The same kind of violence is in different parts of the country that don’t have as many problems as we do,” Lawrence continued, “I think the problems is guns not entertainment industry.”

Here’s Jennifer Lawrence making money with a gun. Would that be ‘prostitution‘ with a gun”

Jennifer Lawrence Posing With Her ‘Moneymakers’

Hillary Works To Tame Her ‘Crazy Eye’ Problem

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Still setting her sights on a 2020 run, and knowing that her little eye problem could cost a vote or two, Hillary has hired an eye expert to help retrain her crazy eyes.  That effort ‘oughta’ win her Wisconsin, don’t you think?

“Blacken Fish – Cajun Style”, not “Blacklist”

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Fair warning. The irony is strong with this one.

Liberal Lemming Gun Control Stampede

#CroakingHillary Croaks

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Perhaps we’ll change Hillary’s moniker from #CrookedHillary to #CroakingHillary. Do not confuse the “Croaking” part of #CroakingHillary with any wish for ill to befall the former Secretary of State and failed Presidential candidate, but only to refer to the sounds that emanate from her mouth.

Found here.

FakeNews CNN Needs to Check In To The Asylem

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Trying to follow the logic of FakeNews CNN “Liberal Derangement Syndrome (one more manifestation of Trump Derangement Syndrome) will make even the sanest of us pray for a straitjacket and a double dose of Thorazine. The cure is to take a mental hygiene breaks and change the channel. I recommend The Three Stooges Channel or the Road Runner Network for your therapy sessions.