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Professor: “San Francisco’s a Bigger ‘Shithole’ Than Kenya or India”

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Give a Liberal a city and they turn it into a ‘Shithole’.

“The contamination is … much greater than communities in Brazil or Kenya or India,” said Dr. Lee Riley, a UC Berkeley professor, as reported by Breitbart.

One of the most expensive U.S. cities to live in is on track to become one of the dirtiest cities in the world, an investigation revealed.

Journalists with NBC Bay Area released a report which surveyed 153 blocks in downtown San Francisco and found some shocking results: more than 300 piles of feces and 100 drug needles lined the streets of downtown San Francisco, including in areas near upscale hotels and government buildings.

One infectious disease expert told NBC Bay Area that the streets of San Francisco are on par with or worse than those of developing countries.

Daily Darwin – Skin’s Cheap Compared to Fiberglass

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Darwin cackles gleefully as he points out that this motorcycle clown act probably did $10,000 damage to his bike, but, just like his IQ, this genius’ genomes and skin are pretty cheap.

Natural selection deems that some individuals serve as a warning to others. Who are we to disagree? The next generation, ever and anon, is descended from the survivors

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AGW – Iceberg Hugging Polar Bear

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In the world of AGW-Climate Change-Global Warming (AKA: Weather) you’ve got your “tree huggers” and you’ve also got your “iceberg huggers”.

AGW-Climate Change-Global Warming (AKA: Weather) AGW-Climate Change-Global Warming (AKA: Weather) – Iceberg Hugger

New Canadian ‘Mandarin’ Orange Labeling Requirements

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Way to go Justin Trudeau, Prime Minister of Canada. Will “Manhole” covers be next on your list of PC changes?  I don’t know about you, but I’m gonna go out of my way not to step on a “Peoplehole Cover”, you know what I mean?  Will The Mannheim Steamroller have to change their name to “Peopleheim Steamroller” in order to perform in Canada?  Will there be no more “Manufacturing” in Canada, just Peoplefacturing?  And what will happen to your “Manicures”?  

Mannheim Steamroller – “Deck the Halls”

Daily Darwin – Cat’s Got Your Genomes

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Darwin winces and swallows a little gorge as he relays the grisly details of the “Big cat poacher … mauled to death and EATEN by the pride of lions he was hunting with only his head remaining at South African game reserve”.  Eeewww!!  Damn!! Daily Mail.  I’m gonna have to use some eyebleach to get rid of that gory vision.  Darwin, recovering his ironic sense of humor, says the whole episode sort of reminds him of a White House Briefing where Sarah Sanders had FakeNews CNN’s, Jim Acosta, a la tartare style for lunch.

The hunter was heard screaming for help as he was attacked at the Ingwelala Private Nature Reserve in Hoedspruit outside Phalaborwa.

But the lions quickly killed their victim and devoured most of his body before being chased off, leaving his head untouched.

Natural selection deems that some individuals serve as a warning to others. Who are we to disagree? The next generation, ever and anon, is descended from the survivors

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Justin Trudeau – “One Giant Leap For Peoplekind”

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Paraphrasing Rahm Emanuel, “Never let a good meme go to waste“, we, again, have to recognize the contribution Canadian Prime Minister Justin Trudeau has made to Memedom with his classic “peoplekind” comment.  Keep up the good work, Justin.  Eh?

Meanwhile in Canada – Which One’s Your Prime Minister? Eh?

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Those Canadians, they’re some “kind of people“….

Gerald Butts, Prime Minister Justin Trudeau’s “butt-buddy” and top adviser, doesn’t like criticism very much.