Vogue’s ‘Red Queen’ Throws Shade At Melania

Vogue Fashion Writer, Lynn Yaeger, A.K.A. “The Red Queen”, unloaded this piece of snark on Melania Trump, “Melania Trump’s Hurricane Stilettos, and the White House’s Continual Failure to Understand Optics”.   Shall we compare and contrast Lynn’s “Fashion Sense” with Melania’s?

This morning, Mrs. Trump boarded Air Force Onewearing a pair of towering pointy-toed snakeskin heels better suited to a shopping afternoon on Madison Avenue or a girls’ luncheon at La Grenouille

Melania Trump(L.), her Vogue Fashion Critic, Lynn Yaeger (R.)

Segue to Houston….

Hmmm?? Air Force One Must have been supplied with ‘Venue Appropriate’ attire.

While the nation is riveted by images of thousands of Texans wading with their possessions, their pets, their kids, in chest-high water desperately seeking refuge; while a government official recommend that those who insist on sheltering in place write their names and social security numbers on their arms, Melania Trump is heading to visit them in footwear that is a challenge to walk in on dry land.

Now Let’s review some of Lynn “The Red Queen” Yaeger’s most ‘fashionable’ moments…

Hillary Clinton – “Trump Made My Skin Crawl”

Does anyone see the irony here? My guess is that Hillary’s comments are such low hanging fruit for the meme-makers, she’ll be in revise and reprint mode before the week is out.  I can’t wait for the interview question, “If Donald made your skin crawl, tell us how Bill made your skin feel?”

From NBC News, “Hillary Clinton Says ‘My Skin Crawled’ During Debate With Trump“.

In the first excerpts from Hillary Clinton’s highly anticipated upcoming memoir, the former Democratic presidential candidate said her “skin crawled” during a debate with Donald Trump.

“My skin crawled,” Clinton said. “It was one of those moments where you wish you could hit pause and ask everyone watching ‘well, what would you do?'”

Just two days prior, Clinton said, “the world heard [Trump] brag about groping women.”

 

Donald Trump Announces His Post-Presidential Plans

Mr. Trump announced that since he’s been such a ‘yuuugely‘ successful President, that after he retires from office, he might consider doing the same for the English Monarchy.  He’s was heard saying, “At least I’d be close to some of my great Golf Properties so I wouldn’t have to stay at that Buckingham Palace dump.”

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Chicken Run – Donald J. Trump Style

For every meme liberals come up with in an attempt to ‘dog'(or chicken?) President Donald Trump, it somehow goes awry, biting them in their hypocritical butts. First there was the CNN WWF Throwdown, and now we have your White House lawn “Chicken Run” meme. Move over Foghorn Leghorn, the Democrats have arrived.

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Donald J. Trump and Kim Jong-un Reach Agreement

Both Kim and Trump have reached agreement that territorial integrity of each of their most personal hairstyle assets shall not be encroached upon or expropriated by either party in any way. Any perceived incidence of such misappropriation will immediately be taken to the full UN Security Council for adjudication.