Trump Derangement Syndrome

Liberal 9th Circuit Blocks Trump Pardons

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Thanks to the liberal Judges of the 9th Circuit Court of Appeals, President Trump’s pardon of Drumstick and Wishbone has been reversed. Unless the Trump Department of Justice can convince the Supreme Court to weigh in on the case, Drumstick and Wishbone will be on the table for Christmas Dinner.

**FakeNews Alert

Trump Plans Outreach to Rocky Horror Picture Show Fans

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President Trump, already planning his next State Visit itinerary, told reporters aboard Air Force One during today’s flight home, that building a “Great Relationship” with Transylvania is topmost on his list.  He vows to keep working until even Susan Sarandon and Meat Loaf agree to vote for him in 2020.  Mr. Trump hopes that Janet and Eddie will lead the first wave of Rocky Horror Picture Show voters.  He plans to have the pair introduce his new campaign slogan – “Rocky the Vote”.

“Rocky Horror Picture Show” – Trailer

https://youtu.be/Pgx1QZFNMz8?t=12s

Who Truly Represents American Values? The Trumps? Or Barack Obama?

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Here’s a lesson Barack Obama could learn from Donald and Melania Trump. It’s simple. If you want people to respect you, look them in the eyes as you give them a firm handshake. Bowing and shining your country’s adversary’s shoes with your eyes just doesn’t cut it.

Mad Maxine – “Impeachment Is Whatever I Say It Is”

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Granted, according to CNSnews.com, the “I” referred to was Congress, but who quibbles with Auntie Maxine when she’s on a tirade.

“Don’t come here and tell me, ‘Maxine, you keep on doing what you do.’ But when you gonna give me some support?” she asked. “How many of you in your organizations have said, ‘Impeach 45’ ?”

Waters urged the crowd not to get hung up on what law to invoke in the impeachment process:

Impeachment is about whatever the Congress says it is. There is no law that dictates impeachment. What the Constitution says is “high crimes and misdemeanors,” and we define that.