Thanks to the liberal Judges of the 9th Circuit Court of Appeals, President Trump’s pardon of Drumstick and Wishbone has been reversed. Unless the Trump Department of Justice can convince the Supreme Court to weigh in on the case, Drumstick and Wishbone will be on the table for Christmas Dinner.
**FakeNews Alert
To gain building experience, Mr. Trump recommends that you start off with the “Big, Beautiful Wall Master” set before trying the more complicated “Golf Course Master” and the “Ultimate Tower Master” building sets.
President Trump, already planning his next State Visit itinerary, told reporters aboard Air Force One during today’s flight home, that building a “Great Relationship” with Transylvania is topmost on his list. He vows to keep working until even Susan Sarandon and Meat Loaf agree to vote for him in 2020. Mr. Trump hopes that Janet and Eddie will lead the first wave of Rocky Horror Picture Show voters. He plans to have the pair introduce his new campaign slogan – “Rocky the Vote”.
“Rocky Horror Picture Show” – Trailer
https://youtu.be/Pgx1QZFNMz8?t=12s
Here’s a lesson Barack Obama could learn from Donald and Melania Trump. It’s simple. If you want people to respect you, look them in the eyes as you give them a firm handshake. Bowing and shining your country’s adversary’s shoes with your eyes just doesn’t cut it.
Here’s a storyboard from the proposed 17th episode in the Star Wars saga – “Star Wars: Attack of the MAGA’s.”
Granted, according to CNSnews.com, the “I” referred to was Congress, but who quibbles with Auntie Maxine when she’s on a tirade.
“Don’t come here and tell me, ‘Maxine, you keep on doing what you do.’ But when you gonna give me some support?” she asked. “How many of you in your organizations have said, ‘Impeach 45’ ?”
Waters urged the crowd not to get hung up on what law to invoke in the impeachment process:
So Donald Trump has an extra scoop of ice cream and liberal’s heads explode everywhere? Imagine, then if you will, a world in which the President orders a “cherry on top” of his extra scoops? Perhaps with extra whipped cream…?
The Runaways – “Cherry Bomb”
One couldn’t find a more appropriate group of libs than Mses. Dakota Fanning, Kristen Stewart and Floria Sigismondi to provided some ‘Trumped’ up outrage.
From the Daily Caller, “Amnesty Could Be Trump’s First Major Legislative Accomplishment“.
Or, according to the LA Times, maybe it will work out, “Dealing with Democrats? Protecting ‘Dreamers’? Here in Arizona that’s just fine with these Trump supporters. ”
Regardless of your point of view, a few of Don’s Juan Memes are still good for some guilty ‘non-politically correct’ fun.
**Yes. The title is a mixed metaphor, but I still think it works.
