Trump Derangement Syndrome

#TDS – Trump Derangement Syndrome

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#TDS-Trump Derangement Syndrome will soon be proudly included in the New Sixth Edition of the American Psychiatric Association’s standard reference, “The Diagnostical and Statistical Manual of Mental Disorders (DSM)”. Also included will be a new revised “Goldwater Rule” for remote diagnosis without examination.  It will no longer be a violation of ethics for psychiatrists to give a professional opinion about public figures they have not examined in person, and from whom they have not obtained consent to discuss their mental health in public statements as long as that person is named Donald J. Trump.

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Liberal 9th Circuit Blocks Trump Pardons

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Thanks to the liberal Judges of the 9th Circuit Court of Appeals, President Trump’s pardon of Drumstick and Wishbone has been reversed. Unless the Trump Department of Justice can convince the Supreme Court to weigh in on the case, Drumstick and Wishbone will be on the table for Christmas Dinner.

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Trump Plans Outreach to Rocky Horror Picture Show Fans

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President Trump, already planning his next State Visit itinerary, told reporters aboard Air Force One during today’s flight home, that building a “Great Relationship” with Transylvania is topmost on his list.  He vows to keep working until even Susan Sarandon and Meat Loaf agree to vote for him in 2020.  Mr. Trump hopes that Janet and Eddie will lead the first wave of Rocky Horror Picture Show voters.  He plans to have the pair introduce his new campaign slogan – “Rocky the Vote”.

“Rocky Horror Picture Show” – Trailer

https://youtu.be/Pgx1QZFNMz8?t=12s

Who Truly Represents American Values? The Trumps? Or Barack Obama?

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Here’s a lesson Barack Obama could learn from Donald and Melania Trump. It’s simple. If you want people to respect you, look them in the eyes as you give them a firm handshake. Bowing and shining your country’s adversary’s shoes with your eyes just doesn’t cut it.