Stormy Daniels Halloween Mask Outperforms Donald Trump Mask

In a head to head competition, Stormy Daniels Wins this year’s Halloween Mask Stakes Championship by a nose.  Donald Trump comes in a strong second to Place, while Hillary Clinton falters on the backstretch for a weak Show.

Kathy Griffin. You Can Call Me Jeff, Or You Can Call Me J….

Kathy Griffin.  My name is Jeffry Lane Flake.  Now you can call me Jeffry, or you can call me Jeff, or you can call me J, or you can call me JL.  You can even call me Jeffey, or Laney, or  Flakey.  Even Jeff L, or J Lane, or even JLF.  But you doesn’t ‘hasta’ call me “Feckless Cunt”.

**Ray J. Johnson

I’d Call Jeff Flake a Pussy, But….

That would be a compliment.  Let me try some other possibilities.  How about….

Senator Jeff Flake is an abject, bootlicking, brownnosing, chicken-hearted, compliant, cowardly, craven, effete, faint-hearted, feeble, fickle, flaccid, ingratiating, irresolute, kowtowing, lily-livered, mealy-mouthed, namby-pamby, obsequious, parasitic, pusillanimous, sniveling, spineless, submissive, sycophantic, weak, wimpy, yellow-bellied pile of dirty, doo-doo, poop and/or night soil.

There.  That should get the point across and maybe even make it through even the most discriminating profanity filter.

FakeNews CNN’s Favorite Shit Weasel, Jim Acosta, Tries To Choreograph Presidential Press Conference

Breitbart nails Jim, “WOKE: CNN’s Jim Acosta Gets Called On, Asks Trump to Call On a Woman.”  But don’t take any of MY time, I’m gonna go first….

“Thank you very much,” Jim Acosta said after being called on by Trump. “If you don’t mind, after I’m finished, if…one of our female colleagues could go after me, that would be great. Mr. President, just to follow up on…”

“What does he mean by that? Explain,” Trump shot back.

“I think it would be great if a female…” Acosta said.

“What does it mean? No, what does it mean?” Trump said.

“It would be great if a female reporter could ask a question about this issue,” Acosta responded.

Christine Blasey Ford’s Classmate Discloses Another Possibility Regarding Kavanaugh Claim

But, then again, maybe not. There is no way to know whether said classmate’s recollection hasn’t been “refreshed” by an internet meme that is currently plying the nether regions of the interweb.

**FakeNews Alert
**/sarc ‘n /snark Alert