Michael Avenatti

Michael Avenatti Transitions To Prison Life

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Michael Avenatti sentenced to 14 years in prison for stealing millions of dollars from clients

CNN–Disgraced attorney Michael Avenatti was sentenced Monday to 14 years in prison and ordered to pay nearly $11 million in restitution for embezzling millions of dollars from four of his clients and obstruction.

Avenatti pleaded guilty earlier this year to four counts of wire fraud for each client he stole from and one count of endeavoring to obstruct the administration of the Internal Revenue Code. Prosecutors said he obstructed the IRS’ effort to collect $5 million in unpaid payroll taxes for Tully’s Coffee.

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Jake Tapper, The Second Most ‘Self-Unaware’ Person On The Planet

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Who’s the first, you ask? Joe Biden. But he has an excuse.

Creepy Porn Lawyer And MSM Presidential Favorite, Guilty On All Counts Of Extortion

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FakeNews Media Unrepentant.

NBCNews reports, “Michael Avenatti guilty on all counts in Nike extortion case.”

Disgraced lawyer Michael Avenatti, who rose to fame representing porn star Stormy Daniels in lawsuits against President Donald Trump, was found guilty Friday of trying to extort up to $25 million from Nike.

The jury’s decision in U.S. District Court in Manhattan came after a three-week trial for the California lawyer, who faces a statutory maximum of 42 years in prison when he is sentenced in June.

Watch as “The Media” Dubs Michael Avenatti ‘Savior of the Republic’.

Creepy Porn Lawyer, Michael Avenatti’s Newest Client

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Things “Michelle” Avenatti could have said but was beaten to the punchline by Rodney Dangerfield.

When I was born I was so ugly the doctor slapped my mother.

My psychiatrist told me I was crazy and I said I want a second opinion. He said okay, you’re ugly too.

Yeah, I know I’m ugly… I said to a bartender, ‘Make me a zombie.’ He said ‘God beat me to it.’

I was so ugly my mother used to feed me with a sling shot.

I worked in a pet store and people would ask how big I would get.

On Halloween, the parents sent their kids out looking like me.

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FakeNews CNN Porn Pal Party

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Gateway Pundit reports, “Photo Released of Porn Star Lawyer Avenatti Partying It Up with CNN Cranks in Sag Harbor“.

The wife of a CNN commentator accidentally exposed the network’s bias in a now-deleted tweet that showed anchors and pundits partying with Stormy Daniel’s lawyer Michael Avenatti.

Juanita Scarlett, who is married to CNN political commentator Errol Louis, posted a photo of Avenatti with Louis, CNN anchor Don Lemon, and CNN commentator Margaret Hoover.

The caption read, “Thrilled to have met @MichaelAvenatti at the Sag Harbor soiree of my second favorite favorite on-air journalist @donlemon @errollous @MargaretHoover.”…