Trump Derangement Syndrome

Alpha Centauri Rejects Paying For Trump’s Space Force

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Reps from the sun’s closest stellar neighbors, the three stars in the Alpha Centauri system, said today that President Trump could “forgeddaboutit” any of the Centauriis ever paying for the US Space Force. The two main players, the binary pair, Alpha Centauri A and Alpha Centauri B noted that rep from Proxima Centauri, the closest star at 4.22 light years, is adamant that the only thing ‘they’ would consider paying for is Trump’s one-way trip to Uranus.

Steven Tyler – You’re Dead To Me

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Usually when a rock star passes, I’ll memorialize the event with an edition of the “Keith Richards, RIP Update“, but for Steven Tyler, since he still actually lives, he’ll miss out on the Keith Richards update.  Steven’s problem is that he’s being a bitch about Donald Trump playing his music at events.  So being a little passive-aggressive myself, if I can’t listen to Aerosmith at Trump events, I just won’t listen to any Aerosmith.  From Breitbart, “Steven Tyler Sends Trump Cease and Desist Letter Barring Aerosmith Songs at Rallies“.

Rock icon and Aerosmith frontman Steven Tyler does not want to be associated with President Donald Trump. To that end, he has sent a cease-and-desist letter through his lawyer, Dina LaPolt.

Yesterday, Trump played Aerosmith hit “Livin’ on the Edge” at a West Virginia rally. Today, Tyler responded.

In the letter from Tyler’s attorney, he claims that the use of his music “gives the false impression that Tyler is endorsing Trump’s presidency.”

Hey Liberals, Rally This

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Yahoo reports, “Trump casts midterm elections as a personal referendum.”  Now if the GOPe would decide that it was a ‘personal’ referendum on the Republican Party and fight for the House like they are the “third monkey on the ramp to Noah’s Ark…and it’s starting to rain”, we might just get Trump’s Red Wave.

In a raucous rally in a sweltering gymnasium north of Columbus, Ohio, Trump pitched for the GOP candidate up in a special election next week and defiantly questioned the idea that, historically, the party that controls the White House suffers in the midterms, declaring “but I say why?”

“Why would there be a blue wave? I think it could be a red wave,” Trump said of his party’s prospects in November. “They want to take away what we’ve given. And we’re doing a lot of things people don’t even know about.”