Trump’s Final Argument For Border Wall Funding – The Plastic Straw Crisis
straws
Hey, California!! Let’s Build A Wall For Jerry
Trump’s MAGA Southern Border Wall would be just the ticket to help Gov. Jerry “Moonbeam” Brown conquer those nasty plastic straws.
Creepy Straw Man
Meet California’s Straw Law Enforcer. He’s Gov. Brown’s secret plan to scare the sippy straws out of California’s children.
Ménagerie à Strois
Strois/ straw/ strô/ 
3. a thin hollow tube of paper or plastic for sucking drink from a glass or bottle. Heh.
**Thanks Anon in MT
Perfect San Francisco Secret Straw
Don’t want to be arrested by the Straw Police? Jail’s not for you? But you’d still rather sip than slosh? Try this instead. The Police will never notice….
“From My Cold, Dead Hands….”
**Sponsored by your local Friends of the NRA-STRAW Association