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Your Monday Mattis – No Walmarts??
You watched the Sunday Talk Shows again, didn’t you? Dr. ‘James’ can help you with that. Just answer the question, “Walmarts or Targets”? Feeling better now?
Justin Trudeau – “One Giant Leap For Peoplekind”
Paraphrasing Rahm Emanuel, “Never let a good meme go to waste“, we, again, have to recognize the contribution Canadian Prime Minister Justin Trudeau has made to Memedom with his classic “peoplekind” comment. Keep up the good work, Justin. Eh?
Daily Darwin – Girder Dolly Dump
Darwin in quick to point out that he definitely sympathizes with anyone that doesn’t want to risk their ‘ownliest’ genomes by passing logging trucks or Bridge Beam Haulers. Here’s one example where “to hesitate is not to lose.”
Natural selection deems that some individuals serve as a warning to others. Who are we to disagree? The next generation, ever and anon, is descended from the survivors
New Tide Juice Box
With the success of Tide Pod snacks, it was inevitable that Procter & Gamble would add a line of beverages to help wash those little snacks down.
**FakeNewsAlert**
Hillary Hacks a Lunger
‘Crooked’ Hillary needs to change her moniker to ‘Coughing’ Hillary.
“So let me add my voice…” pic.twitter.com/SnMSgIYjPR
— Charlie Spiering (@charliespiering) February 9, 2018
The FISA Memo – Everything You Need To Know
Majority Leader Kevin McCarthy posted this video on Thursday.
You deserve the truth. Here is why the FISA memo matters ↓ pic.twitter.com/xt7jPFPvDG
— Kevin McCarthy (@SpeakerMcCarthy) February 8, 2018
Meanwhile in Canada – Which One’s Your Prime Minister? Eh?
Those Canadians, they’re some “kind of people“….
Gerald Butts, Prime Minister Justin Trudeau’s “butt-buddy” and top adviser, doesn’t like criticism very much.
It's OK for your boss to force this #Peoplekind down our throats, but then when we complain that it's gagging us, you, Mr. Butts, call us Nazis? “If you tell a lie big enough and keep repeating it, people will eventually come to believe it.” Joseph Goebbels, real Nazi
— ThePublicEditor.com (@TPE_PubEditor) February 10, 2018
D.A.C.A. Redefined
The Democratic Party’s true definition of the D.A.C.A. program.
Free Range Kid – Don’t Need No ‘Effing Helmet
Don’t need no ‘effing sidewalks, either. Or ‘effing #Snowflakes. Or especially ‘effing #Whiners.
Slithering Adam Schiff Lies About Dem Memo
The Democrats couldn’t just write a legitimate rebuttal memo based on facts, because they knew the facts were not on their side. So they did what all good Democrats do, they deflected and mislead. Our story is crap, they said, so let’s make the story about Donald Trump, instead.
You slithered right out of your skin with this scheme Congressman. It's been reported for days that you intentionally set the memo up to need redaction – Not to clarify, but for a political talking point. Sad, Congressman. Very sad. pic.twitter.com/j96QThZEqY
— ThePublicEditor.com (@TPE_PubEditor) February 10, 2018
Slinky People
We all know at least one…
