**TEOTWAWKI – The End Of The World As We Know It
Hey! Where are the zombies? Oh, here there are and there’s a bunch of ’em.
Rule Z – There is never, ever just one zombie.
“We’re All Gonna Die”
Kim Jong-RocketMan
Instead of referring to Kim Jong-un as ‘Little Fat Man’, President Donald Trump is now referring to the short, fat, hair challenged North Korean Dictator as ‘Rocket Man‘. Some say it’s a term of endearment, others say it’s an attempt at rapprochement. Who knows? At least President Trump isn’t calling Kim “Cinderfella“. Yet…
Okie Earthquake Detection Kit
With earthquakes at historic levels, the State of Oklahoma wants you to know when the next “Big One” happens. You can pick up your free “Earthquake Detection Device” at any State or Local government office. Some assembly will be required.
**FakeNewsYouCouldFallForBecauseOfYourPreconceivedElitistOpinionOfOklahomans
Today’s Bacon – Don’t Mess With Junior
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‘Effing Wall Goats
You got up there, now what?
Hurricane Prep – Flamingos In The Men’s Room
From NPR we get the ‘down and dirty’ about how Zoo’s prepare for hurricanes, “Flamingos In The Men’s Room: How Zoos And Aquariums Handle Hurricanes“. It’s like a Noah’s Ark with stalls.
AGW – Forecasting Scams On The Horizon
As surely as the sun comes up in the east, Hurricanes Harvey and Irma will bring out every AGW-Climate Change-Global Warming (AKA: Weather) scam artist that can slither out from under a rock. Right? Al Gore?
Hurricane Irma ‘Sign Language’ Interpreter Throws Sign Bombs
Florida Governor Rick Scott’s sign language interpreter did everything but “bend over and kiss his ass goodbye” to prove the point that Hurricane Irma was gonna be a bad one. From the Gateway Pundit,
Just watching this guy wears me out, but I think everyone gets the point. Now Governor Scott’s performance–pretty buttoned-down. But memorable? Maybe not so much…
Hurricane Irma – Sharks Aloft
Holy Shark Week, Al Gore!! Is that Trump’s fault too?
**FakeNews Alert
Hurricane Irma – “Chicken Run” Evacuation Burritos
After images of “Chickens wrapped up like burritos during Florida evacuation” went viral, you can be assured that every Roach Coach and Taco Stand in the country is going to have a newspaper wrapped ‘Hurricane Irma Chicken Burrito’ on the menu.
Tasked With Turning Hurricane Irma Out To Sea
The Trump Administration and the State of Florida are leaving no stone unturned in their quest to minimize the damage from Hurricane Irma.
**FakeNews Alert