Meet ESPN and The NFL Network’s newest talent. It’s speculated that Kim Jong-RocketMan will be not only have a Weekend Show talking both sports and politics, but also be doing a three minute spot prior to the start of each game. RocketMan states that the yet unnamed spot will definitely not have any socially divisive music. And “that’s the way it is“.
https://youtu.be/yO-bsU5RzDM
Is that the new “headless” Uber ride?
Elton John – “Rocket Man”
“Ground Control to Major Wong, err…Chairman Kim. Take your protein pills and put your helmet on…”
Davie Bowie – “Space Oddity”
h/t – zerohedge
You were warned this whole “Trans-whatever”, Self-identifying thing was a slippery slope. Does this now mean that Facebook has 72 Gender Options from which to chose? Facepalm.
The little landscape grouping is sure to impress your neighbors and your Homeowner’s Association.
Darwin reports that any fool with the cajones to make it to the third floor and back to ground zero, err…the ground floor successfully, will be awarded the ‘Golden Nuggets Award’ to memorialize their genomes as the most fortunate on the planet.
Natural selection deems that some individuals serve as a warning to others. Who are we to disagree? The next generation, ever and anon, is descended from the survivors
**TEOTWAWKI – The End Of The World As We Know It
Hey! Where are the zombies? Oh, here there are and there’s a bunch of ’em.
Rule Z – There is never, ever just one zombie.
Instead of referring to Kim Jong-un as ‘Little Fat Man’, President Donald Trump is now referring to the short, fat, hair challenged North Korean Dictator as ‘Rocket Man‘. Some say it’s a term of endearment, others say it’s an attempt at rapprochement. Who knows? At least President Trump isn’t calling Kim “Cinderfella“. Yet…
With earthquakes at historic levels, the State of Oklahoma wants you to know when the next “Big One” happens. You can pick up your free “Earthquake Detection Device” at any State or Local government office. Some assembly will be required.
**FakeNewsYouCouldFallForBecauseOfYourPreconceivedElitistOpinionOfOklahomans
