“Ground Control to Major Wong, err…Chairman Kim. Take your protein pills and put your helmet on…”
Davie Bowie – “Space Oddity”
h/t – zerohedge
“We’re All Gonna Die”
Man Self-Identifies As Goat
You were warned this whole “Trans-whatever”, Self-identifying thing was a slippery slope. Does this now mean that Facebook has 72 Gender Options from which to chose? Facepalm.
Garden Gnomes – Hollywood Horror Edition
The little landscape grouping is sure to impress your neighbors and your Homeowner’s Association.
Daily Darwin – The House That Darwin Built
Darwin reports that any fool with the cajones to make it to the third floor and back to ground zero, err…the ground floor successfully, will be awarded the ‘Golden Nuggets Award’ to memorialize their genomes as the most fortunate on the planet.
Natural selection deems that some individuals serve as a warning to others. Who are we to disagree? The next generation, ever and anon, is descended from the survivors
Rule Z – TEOTWAWKI Decorating Tips
**TEOTWAWKI – The End Of The World As We Know It
Hey! Where are the zombies? Oh, here there are and there’s a bunch of ’em.
Rule Z – There is never, ever just one zombie.
Kim Jong-RocketMan
Instead of referring to Kim Jong-un as ‘Little Fat Man’, President Donald Trump is now referring to the short, fat, hair challenged North Korean Dictator as ‘Rocket Man‘. Some say it’s a term of endearment, others say it’s an attempt at rapprochement. Who knows? At least President Trump isn’t calling Kim “Cinderfella“. Yet…
Okie Earthquake Detection Kit
With earthquakes at historic levels, the State of Oklahoma wants you to know when the next “Big One” happens. You can pick up your free “Earthquake Detection Device” at any State or Local government office. Some assembly will be required.
**FakeNewsYouCouldFallForBecauseOfYourPreconceivedElitistOpinionOfOklahomans
Today’s Bacon – Don’t Mess With Junior
Bacon, bacon, bacon, bacon, bacon, bacon, bacon, bacon, bacon, bacon, bacon,bacon, bacon, bacon, bacon, bacon, bacon, bacon, bacon, bacon, bacon, bacon, bacon, bacon, bacon,bacon, bacon, bacon, bacon
‘Effing Wall Goats
You got up there, now what?
Hurricane Prep – Flamingos In The Men’s Room
From NPR we get the ‘down and dirty’ about how Zoo’s prepare for hurricanes, “Flamingos In The Men’s Room: How Zoos And Aquariums Handle Hurricanes“. It’s like a Noah’s Ark with stalls.
AGW – Forecasting Scams On The Horizon
As surely as the sun comes up in the east, Hurricanes Harvey and Irma will bring out every AGW-Climate Change-Global Warming (AKA: Weather) scam artist that can slither out from under a rock. Right? Al Gore?
