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Soylent Orange

October 10, 2017 by rainman

“Soylent Green is People!!!”

Terrible Two’s Personified

October 9, 2017 by rainman

Where’s your brother, little girl?

He Forgot to Wear His Tinfoil PJ’s

October 8, 2017 by rainman

And wearing a tinfoil ‘nightcap‘ wouldn’t have hurt either.

Keith Richards RIP Update – “I Won’t Back Down” Edition

October 5, 2017 by rainman

Keith still lives, but Tom Petty, unfortunately, does not. Tom made his ‘Guitar Gently Weep‘ while every ‘American Girl’s‘ knees got a little wobbly. He vowed he ‘Won’t Back Down‘ until he got his ‘Last Dance With Mary Jane‘. He did and it was his last. I wish you ‘Hadn’t Done Me Like That‘ so soon, Tom.

Now here’s Keith, Rock’s true ‘Energizer Bunny’ – he just keeps waggin’ (and shaggin’) that tail.

‘Double-Dog Dare’ You To Grab a Window Seat

October 5, 2017 by rainman

Who’s got the ‘Depends’? And the ‘Barf Bags’? And the ‘Blind-folds’? And the ‘Ear-plugs’? And the ‘Xanax’? And the ‘Jack Daniels’? And the ‘Effing Parachute? Especially the ‘Effing Parachute.

Mr. Miyagi’s Eight-legged Assistant – Wax On, Wax Off

October 4, 2017 by rainman

Mr. Kensuke Miyagi, the Karate Kid’s intrepid instructor, has a new assistant instructor for those times when “wax on, wax off” just isn’t enough.

Which Clown – Door One? Or Door Two?

October 4, 2017 by rainman

The doors revealed…. Wait! Nobody mentioned Door Three. Try clicking it. You know you want to know.

“Scary Movie” Doppleganger

October 2, 2017October 2, 2017 by rainman

Imagine yourself on a winding two lane road, fogbound, 25 miles from nowhere and the ‘low tire pressure warning’ sounding for 2 tires, and, of course, you only have one donut spare that’s low on air. And if that’s not enough, your gas gauge is warning in it’s best ‘see, I told you so’ Google voice saying, “you have 2.2 miles until empty, dummy. You should have filled up at the 7-Eleven where you bought the bad burritos.” And speaking of bad burritos, the cramps are coming so fast and hard that you know it’s time to make for the bushes and hope there’s no poison ivy. When… up ahead you spot…?? Tail lights…?? Wazat…?? OMG!! I’m in my own “Scary Movie!!”