Oh, and floss often. At first that seems like a non sequitur, but on further thought, maybe not so much…
“We’re All Gonna Die”
Liberty – “Is It Safe?”
First they came for the Socialists, and I did not speak out—
Because I was not a Socialist.
Then they came for the Trade Unionists, and I did not speak out—
Because I was not a Trade Unionist.
Then they came for the Jews, and I did not speak out—
Because I was not a Jew.
Then they came for me—and there was no one left to speak for me.
The Joy of Painting ‘Happy ‘Effing Machine Gunners’
The political rancor and partisan squabbling has even gotten to our ‘Happy Painter”, Bob Ross. He was overheard on the set saying, “Screw the ‘happy little trees’ and screw the ‘happy little accidents’, I’m gonna paint some ‘happy ‘effing machine gunners’ or I’ll end up taking an ‘effing palette knife to somebody’s ‘effing ass. And I’m as ‘effing serious about that as an ‘effing happy little heart attack!”
Bob Ross Painting Happy Trees… *Ohhhh here they come!*
Civil Defense Alert!! – Steve Bannon Quits White House
Bert the Turtle – “Duck and Cover (1951)”
Trump Out Kongs Kim
The Wall Street Journal reports North Korea’s Kim Jong-un has “Backed[s] Off Guam Missile-Attack Threat“. Perhaps, it was Donald Trump’s channeling of “Dr. Strangelove’s” Major T. J. “King” Kong that persuaded him.
North Korean leader Kim Jong Un has decided not to launch a threatened missile attack on Guam, Pyongyang’s state media reported on Tuesday, but warned that he could change his mind “if the Yankees persist in their extremely dangerous reckless actions.”
Major T. J. “King” Kong’s Ride – “Dr. Strangelove”
Zuckerberg President? 2020?
Maybe not so much, Zuck? That’s a yuk, Zuck? No clucking way, Zuck?
Last Pay Phone Left In Natural Habitat
Here we see the only “Genus Pay Phoneous: MaBellus” left in it’s natural habitat. Once it makes it’s final call, plans are in place to preserve and relocate it to the Smithsonian Museum to round out the museums 21st Century Anachronisms Exhibit.
AGW – Al Gore’s Climate Predictions a “Hot Mess”
Perhaps that should be rephrased, a “Hot, Cold Mess“.
Al Gore had no better luck predicting what the Earth’s temperature would be in 2017 than he did divining the “intent of a hanging chad” in the 2000 Presidential Election.
From the Climate Depot, “Global temperatures COOLER now than when Gore won Nobel Prize in 2007“.
Donald J. Trump and Kim Jong-un Reach Agreement
Both Kim and Trump have reached agreement that territorial integrity of each of their most personal hairstyle assets shall not be encroached upon or expropriated by either party in any way. Any perceived incidence of such misappropriation will immediately be taken to the full UN Security Council for adjudication.
