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President To Issue New Coronavirus Recommendations

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Trump set to urge Americans to wear face coverings when outside

Politico – President Donald Trump is preparing to encourage Americans to wear face coverings, the latest effort to curb the spread of the coronavirus, according to three individuals with knowledge of the planned announcement.

Trump’s planned guidance — which two officials said is imminent but not yet finalized — would encourage Americans to use homemade coverings, like cloth masks, scarves or bandannas, when outside the home. Health experts believe that the practice, which is common in nations like Singapore and Japan but unusual in the United States, would reduce the risk of individuals not exhibiting symptoms spreading the disease.

Ozzy Knows A Thing Or Two About The Chinese Coronavirus…

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…Cause Ozzy Knows A Thing Or Two About Bats.

Des Moines Register – It was the chomp heard ’round the world… when, on Jan. 20, 1982, Ozzy Osbourne dined on a bat while on stage in Des Moines in front of 5,000 or so witnesses.  The landmark night turned out to be a bloody decapitation…By a looney Englishman with toxic drug habits whose job description at the time read something like “dark prince of heavy metal.”

So, yeah.  Ozzy knows a thing or two about a bat or two.

**Thanks Anon in MT

Washed Up and Washed Out Madonna Attempts Relevancy During Coronavirus Pandemic

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Carpe Donktum Provides The Background Effects For Madonna’s Ghastly Little Bathtub Performance.

The woman is seriously weird and the scene is so seriously macabre that I feel compelled to put it behind an EYE BLEACH Warning. Click More at your own peril.

You can click Homer to get an eye full…, but remember you were warned

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Keith Richards RIP Update – “You Gotta Know When To Fold ‘Em”

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Country Music Icon Kenny Rogers Dies at 81

Variety – Vocalist Kenny Rogers, who dominated the pop and country charts in the 1970s and 1980s with a string of sleekly tailored hits and won three Grammys, has died. He was 81. Rogers “passed away peacefully at home from natural causes under the care of hospice and surrounded by his family,” a representative for the singer said in a statement. Due to the national COVID-19 emergency, the family is planning a small private service at this time with a public memorial planned for a later date.

Kenny Rogers’ The Gambler on the Muppet Show

‘Effing Politically Correct ABC Isn’t Worth The Used Toilet Paper I Wipe My Coronavirus Inspired Ass With

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In the middle of Armageddon, or at least the Zombie Apocalypse, the only thing ABC News can bring to the table is criticizing President Trump for calling the disease the “Chinese Coronavirus”? Fucking idiots. I can’t wait for Angela Merkel to call Stephanopoulos and the other hacks at ABC and tell them “You vill not call the German Measles the German Measles….”