Coronavirus Update: Socially Distant
Boulevard of Broken Memes.
Boulevards of Broken Dreams.
“We’re All Gonna Die”
‘Effing Politically Correct ABC Isn’t Worth The Used Toilet Paper I Wipe My Coronavirus Inspired Ass With
In the middle of Armageddon, or at least the Zombie Apocalypse, the only thing ABC News can bring to the table is criticizing President Trump for calling the disease the “Chinese Coronavirus”? Fucking idiots. I can’t wait for Angela Merkel to call Stephanopoulos and the other hacks at ABC and tell them “You vill not call the German Measles the German Measles….”
This Political Correctness is insane. Is calling these diseases by their name racist too? West Nile Virus, Ebola Hemorrhagic Fever, Middle East Respiratory Syndrome (MERS), Marburg Virus Disease, Norovirus, Zika Fever, Japanese Encephalitis, German Measles, or the Spanish Flu?
— ThePublicEditor.com (@TPE_PubEditor) March 18, 2020
Coronavirus Social Distancing Hacks
Can’t find hand sanitizer, but need to push ‘public’ buttons…?
Post Toilet Paper Apocalypse Survivors
Gilligan’s Island Intro
Signs Of The Coming Apocalypse?
The Chinese Coronavirus is here, but will it be Epic, or not so much…? Stay tuned.
Wait a minute!! Apocalypse, not Alpacalypse…
Keith Richards RIP Update – Chinese Coronavirus Edition
You might say that Keith is the ‘canary in the coal mine‘ for the impact of the Chinese Coronavirus Pandemic.
Regional Coronavirus Warnings – Texas
Y’all Wash Your Hands, Y’hear.
The Heartbreak Of Jalapeno Hands
https://youtu.be/uhkV2V7YKe0
CDC Chic – The Coronavirus ‘Cone of Shame’
The CDC says that in order to avoid catching the Coronavirus, don’t touch your face. Impossible, you say. Here’s the CDC’s recommendation.
Just Finished Our Cruise On The ‘Corona Queen’
We’ll be going to Walmart and Cabelas for our next vacation… Which we’ll be taking next week and spending it at home. We just need to stock up on guns, ammo, Zombie supplies, food, water, toilet paper, batteries, more ammo, bleach, plastic sheeting, duct tape, yada, yada, and yada.
Corona Lisa
Found here.
Never Let A Good Crisis Go To Waste
Joe Biden says, “Corona Virus will be Number Two on my ticket.” The other candidates say they will support a “Draft Corona Virus for Veep” at the Convention. Nancy Pelosi says, “Wait a minute, Corona Virus is already running in 200 House races,” Not to be outdone, Chuck Schumer noted that he had already promised Corona Virus that if they can beat Trump and take back the Senate, “CV” could be majority leader.
**/sarc ‘n /snark
CDC Chic – Getting Ready for Coronavirus
From the Washington Post, “How to prepare for coronavirus in the U.S. (Spoiler: Not sick? No need to wear a mask.)” Unless, of course, you want to make a CDC Chic fashion statement.
There are the exam gloves, the surgical masks, the dubious supplements and the deceptive disinfectants. If unchecked Internet information is any guide, there’s an inexhaustible list of products “you should buy” to prepare for the spread of coronavirus — which, according to U.S. health officials, now appears inevitable.
But here’s the thing: Covid-19 may be novel, but you really don’t need to buy anything new or special to brace for it. In fact, The Washington Post spoke to epidemiology experts, and they said the most important aspect of preparedness costs nothing at all: calm.
Okay. But here’s something you really can get excited about – High Fashion CDC Chic
