**/sarc ‘n /snark
“We’re All Gonna Die”
CDC Issues New Coronavirus ‘Summer PPE’ Guidance
Hot Town, Coronavirus In The City….
The Lovin’ Spoonful – “Summer in the City”
M’m! M’m! Not So Good! Campbell’s Cancels Rollout For New Chinese Market Inspired Soup
Campbell’s Product Management Team echoed Confucius (or was it Yogi Berra?) saying, “You can swing the bat, but in soups as in life, timing is everything – we made too many wrong mistakes.”
COVID-19 Whole House Disinfection Hack
“Safer At Home” Brought To A Whole ‘Nuther Level
**/sarc ‘n /snark
***Professional Driver Closed Course. DO NOT Attempt At Home.
Stayin’ Alive, Slinky, Stayin’ Alive
Day Forever in Coronavirus lockdown mode – It’s the simple little things that keep you going.
Democratic Coronavirus Chairwoman Demonstrates Mask Protocol
Congresswoman Sheila Jackson Lee, the Chair of the House Coronavirus Task Force demonstrates that in the Democratic Party’s organizational hierarchies, such as a Task Forces or Committees, every Democratic Representative is allowed to rise in the hierarchy until they reach their level of respective incompetence. Representative Sheila Jackson Lee has reached hers.
Found here.
Trying To Stock Up For COVID-19 Quarantine
Jack “The Joker” Napier and Vincent “Pulp Fiction” Vega Go Coronavirus Quarantine Shopping
“It’s like a wax museum with a pulse in here.” – Vincent Vega
“Introduce A Little Anarchy, Upset The Established Order, And Everything Becomes Chaos.” – Jack Napier
**Found here.
COVID-19 Inspires Creative Face ‘Maskery’
**Professional Driver on Closed Course – DO NOT Attempt at Home
CDC Chic – COVID Latex-19
Remember- No FARTING, Boys…
**Thanks Anon in MT
Meanwhile In Canada – Still Not Spring, Eh?
Somebody call that Greta girl and tell we sure need some of that AGW-Climate Change-Global Warming (AKA: Weather) stuff.
President To Issue New Coronavirus Recommendations
Trump set to urge Americans to wear face coverings when outside
Politico – President Donald Trump is preparing to encourage Americans to wear face coverings, the latest effort to curb the spread of the coronavirus, according to three individuals with knowledge of the
planned announcement.
Trump’s planned guidance — which two officials said is imminent but not yet finalized — would encourage Americans to use homemade coverings, like cloth masks, scarves or bandannas, when outside the home. Health experts believe that the practice, which is common in nations like Singapore and Japan but unusual in the United States, would reduce the risk of individuals not exhibiting symptoms spreading the disease.
