#SnakesAndWeasels

NRA ‘Salesmen Of The Year’

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The Washington Post reports, “Gun control debates create gun production booms, government data show.”

The data also shows episodic spikes of production and firearm sales when there’s the possibility of new federal gun-control policies. The two biggest years for gun production in recent history — 2013 and 2016 — came during intense debates about whether Democrats would be able to curb access to firearms such as the AR-15.

“Gun lovers have been convinced that their right to buy guns in general, or particular types of guns, would be taken away by the politicians and they better hurry up and get whatever guns they have considered obtaining,” said Philip Cook, professor emeritus of public policy studies at Duke University.

Representative ‘Studs’ Swalwell

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Democratic Representative Eric Swalwell appears to be fixated on the “studs” in the Trump Administration. I couldn’t quite figure out whether he was making a veiled reference to Stormy Daniels, or refurbishing the Oval Office for Trump’s second term. Now rumor does have it that Mr. Swalwell has spent some serious time personally investigating the Trump/Stormy connection. He brags that he’s logged at least 40 hours on Ms. Daniels rather ‘ample’ website.

 

**Disclaimer–Just kidding, Mr. Swalwell. We won’t know for sure that you’ve been using your Government computer to log onto porn sites until we finish the investigation. Oh, and as far as using your Congressional Expense Account to pay for your PornHub subscription….? I’m sure you have a perfectly logical explanation.

**FakeNewsAlert**

FakeNews CNN Needs to Check In To The Asylem

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Trying to follow the logic of FakeNews CNN “Liberal Derangement Syndrome (one more manifestation of Trump Derangement Syndrome) will make even the sanest of us pray for a straitjacket and a double dose of Thorazine. The cure is to take a mental hygiene breaks and change the channel. I recommend The Three Stooges Channel or the Road Runner Network for your therapy sessions.

Slithering Adam Schiff Lies About Dem Memo

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The Democrats couldn’t just write a legitimate rebuttal memo based on facts, because they knew the facts were not on their side. So they did what all good Democrats do, they deflected and mislead. Our story is crap, they said, so let’s make the story about Donald Trump, instead.

Senator Rubio Has Sneaky Mark Warner’s Back

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Senator Mark Warner attempts to use a Russian oligarch’s lobbyist to set up a clandestine meeting with Christopher Steele, the author of the infamously foul “Trump Dossier”, and Marco Rubio is OK with that. Just exactly where do your loyalties lie, Senator Rubio? And did you ever get an answer as to why it took Sneaky Mark Waner 7 months to inform your committee about his little adventure into the Netherlands of Oppo Research?