#SnakesAndWeasels

Democrat Eric Swalwell – Turd in a Punchbowl

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Congratulations Congressman. Awarded for your performance on Friday night’s “Tucker Carlson Tonight” show you win this weeks’s ‘Turd in a Punchbowl’ Award for being a, well… really sludgy sort of person.

This “Turd in a Punchbowl” Award dumped on Rep. Eric Swalwell for his appearance on Tucker Carslson Tonight

Cory Booker – Demagogue and Opportunist

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Cory’s been reading his own press reports, the one’s coming from his ‘closet headquarters’ for the 2020 Demagogic Presidential campaign. Right now, Mr. Senator, you are “all bald and no bite”, with dramaturgy befitting a Middle School play production.

 

 

Here Cory channels Shrek.

Adam Schiff, Pencilneck Prevaricator

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Adam “Pencilneck” Schiff in full blown Trump Derangement Syndrome

So none of Adam Schiff’s Democrats would read Nunes’ “Memo” even though it was made available to them. And then Ol’ “Pencilneck” Schiff concocts a Democratic Response Memo that he won’t let the Republicans read….but, wait for it, he criticizes the Republicans for not voting to release a memo he wouldn’t let them read. This has gone way beyond bug-eyed  “Trump Derangement Syndrome” crazy.

 

Charlie Hurt on “Flake News”

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Nope. No typo there. We have a new addition to the FakeNews nomenclature. “Flake News”. Heh. As in Jeff Flake, erstwhile Senator from Arizona “Flaky Flake Fake News”.

Democrats Shithole Fever – Day 7

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We could have the makings of another “Nightline” style late night news program.  Instead of chronicling the fate of the US Embassy hostages in Iran, we’ll be able to have a nightly rehash of what “Shithole” country Trump has offended today.  Perhaps the name could be “Nightsquats” or “Nightsoil”?  Just wondering….

Mainstream Media’s “Terminal Trump Derangement Syndrome” Meltdown

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The Aftermath of TTDS

I’m not a Psychiatrist, but I did stay at a Holiday Inn Express once. Since my credentials are every bit as sound as that of the Mainstream Media, my diagnosis of the plight of the MSM is a case of Terminal Trump Derangement Syndrome (TTDS). You’ll easily recognize when the final stages begin–uncontrollable tears, vomiting invective, abject incoherance, and intolerant incontinence of the Buccal Cavity.

Jeff “The Snake” Flake’s Big Speech is a Job Interview

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It’s obvious Senator Snake is looking for a ‘Political Pundit’ position on CNN or MSNBC or whatever other liberal, anti-Trump network that might need a purported “Republican” for purported “Balance”.  Give us a FakeNews lecture Senator Snake?  I don’t think so.  By the way, Senator, you really are a sad sack.

“Little Dicky Durbin” – Democratic Demagogue

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Mr. President. Do you think “Little Dicky Durbin” might be more appropriate?