“Helping the Post Office in this time of COVID-19 and Election Year crush of mail in ballots, is the least I could do to repay my debt to the country that took me in and gave me the wonderful opportunity to become a US Representative,” said Rep. Omar while taking a break from her busy mail collection route.
**/sarc ‘n /snark
According to the Intergovernmental Panel on Climate Change (IPCC), AGW-Climate Change can be halted in it’s tracks simply by removing matches from Liberal’s hands.
**Found here.
https://youtu.be/C3vpmgjmZ4g
It’s being called a COVID-19 marriage of convenience.
/sarc ‘n /snark
**/sarc ‘n /snark
**Found here.
Babylon Bee—In a move to make sure its primary audience of dumb snowflake
triggered sissy libs wasn’t scarred for life, CNN graciously broadcast a trigger warning ahead of its report on Trump’s “dangerously patriotic” speech in front of Mount Rushmore last week.
The message warned CNN’s dozens of viewers that they would soon see horrifying carvings of long-dead racist presidents, President Trump saying some words, and also some disturbing American flags. CNN anchors then encouraged viewers with any liberal relatives in the room to turn away for a few minutes so as not to melt instantly into a puddle of liberal tears.
/sarc ‘n /snark
**/sarc ‘n /snark
Every “SHAKEN, NOT STIRRED” James Bond Line (1962-2020)
And for relief after a wild night of shaken, not stirred Trumptini’s…
**Found here.
