Capitalizing on the unexpected success of “Tide Pods”, P&G just released these new and possibly tasty additions. Update – The demand for Tide Pods “Peeps” Easter Candy has been so exuberant that shelves are already emptied. Disappointed shoppers were heard to say that “these Pod Peeps went faster than a $99 dollar 60 Inch Big Screen TV at Walmart on Black Friday”.
Capitalizing on the unexpected success of “Tide Pods”, P&G just released these new and possibly tasty additions.
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With the success of Tide Pod snacks, it was inevitable that Procter & Gamble would add a line of beverages to help wash those little snacks down.
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One perfected, Raytheon claims that not even the newest Littoral Combat Ships (LCS) will be able to stand the pounding this weapon system will deliver.
NBC Reporter, Ken Dilanian sees Russians behind every meme and hashtag. Lions and Tigers and Bears, oh my!
Ken–you should turn in you NBC Press credentials for a DNC Press Officer badge. That way you could flak openly for the #DemocraticObstructionistLosers and make excuses for the #SchumerShutdown. BTW. Don't you have any curiosity about who's named in the memo? #ReleaseTheMemo
— ThePublicEditor.com (@TPE_PubEditor) January 20, 2018
That’s probably not the “Long Island Lolita” pictured with old Gropin’ Joey.
**Kangaroos are often colloquially referred to as “roos”. Male kangaroos are called bucks, boomers, jacks, or old men; females are does, flyers, or jills, and the young ones are joeys. The collective noun for kangaroos is a mob, troop, or court.
Thanks to the liberal Judges of the 9th Circuit Court of Appeals, President Trump’s pardon of Drumstick and Wishbone has been reversed. Unless the Trump Department of Justice can convince the Supreme Court to weigh in on the case, Drumstick and Wishbone will be on the table for Christmas Dinner.
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Having washed their hands of their last lambasted ‘transitions‘ ad, Unilever-Dove has doubled-down with this new Mooch-Melania transition themed ad.
The story from CNBC, “Dove apologizes after social media users skewer soap ad as racist.”
Personal care brand Dove said a recent marketing campaign “missed the mark in representing women of color thoughtfully,” amid criticism that the advertisements were racially insensitive.
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It’s too late for these poor pumpkins, but with your help others could be saved. Join the #DrinkAnythingButPumpkinSpice movement today.
Seattle’s third mayor this week is nowhere to be found. Starbucks chairman, Howard Schultz, was overheard saying that, “If Seattle goes another week without a ‘real’ mayor, we’ll have Puget Sound totally converted to Pumpkin Spice and the salmon will just have to suck it up and deal…”
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