rainman

Could this be a sinister marketing ploy to sell more excruciatingly expensive razor blades?  Would being a ‘girly-man‘ require one to shave more square inches of skin, hence, more wear and tear on those corporate annuities called Fusion 5 or Mach 3?

I've been looking for an excuse to ween myself from Gillette's overpriced blades–now I've found it. The last thing I need is a lecture on 'toxic masculinity' while I get ready face all the assaults of the world to provide for my family. Hello Harry's. Hello, Dollar Shave.

— ThePublicEditor.com (@TPE_PubEditor) January 14, 2019

Here’s Gillette back when men were men….