It must be true. All you have to do is Google it.
**FakeNewsAlert**
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KFC – Drumstick Wasting Disease
I’m not sure what it takes to get yourself a case of KFC-DWD. It could be a combination of too many KFC $Five Dollar Fill-ups and failing to work your lower body at the gym, or just bad genetics. Cock-a-doodle-do.
The dude with the KFC-DWD might have a chance of getting a job with this dance troup. Ya think?
“Fast ‘n Furious Catering”
Guns and Boxed Lunches For The Greater Rio Grande Area Since 2008.
Practicing For The Window Licker Hall of Fame All Stars Game
Previous Window Licking All Stars.
Why Don’t You Give Howard A ‘Shout’, Howard….
Howard Dean, the infamous ‘Screamer’, accuses Howard Schultz of talking “gibberish”. Oh, what a short memory you have Mr. Dean. I’d say you were ‘Mr. Gibberish’ incarnate.
2004: The Scream That Doomed Howard Dean
Actually, Howard, what he's saying is pretty straightforward and unambiguous to anyone who follows the news and votes, even occasionally, for a conservative. If you don't want Schultz to run, give him one of you famous primal 'Dean Screams' and see if he scares off.
— ThePublicEditor.com (@TPE_PubEditor) March 3, 2019
Need a New Diet Plan? Try Socialism
Tired of paying those big $Bucks for Weight Watchers, Jenny Craig, or NutriSystem diet plans that don’t work because your end up eating an entire month’s worth of food portions in a week? No willpower? Remove temptation and remove the need for any willpower or self-restraint. Vote for Socialism. That’s right! A vote for Democratic-Socialist Bernie Sanders or Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez (or any of the other taggers-on pretenders) could mean that you might lose more weight than you ever thought possible. And the only workout needed is to pull that voting lever for a Democrat.
StreetArt – Abbey Road Street Sweeper
The Beatles – “Abbey Road (Carry That Weight)”
Grandpa’s Meatgrinder – Makin’ Wrenchwurst
What’s the recipe for ‘Wrenchwurst’ anyway?
FashionWeek – The He-Hive
A perfect look for all you Millennial Hipsters and Hipstresses.
Daily Darwin – You Can Run But You Can’t Hide From Karma
Darwin notes gleefully the truism that “You can run but you can’t hide from Karma”, especially the fiery, exploding kind. He further notes that this is why you watch a rocket launch from a bunker, rather than a lawn chair on the launching pad. He also observes that Karma and Schadenfreude are closely related-possibly sisters from another mother.
