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New Product To Help Clean Up After FakeNews CNN Town Halls

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You know that the aftermath of a FakeNews CNN Town Hall can be truly nasty and almost impossible to clean up behind (Huh?).  But now, with the New RotoWipe your little problems get flushed right down the drain.  No more dealing with nasty hangers-on, dingleberries, or having to do the dreaded TP Shuffle.

A FakeNews CNN Town Hall Product

#CroakingHillary Croaks

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Perhaps we’ll change Hillary’s moniker from #CrookedHillary to #CroakingHillary. Do not confuse the “Croaking” part of #CroakingHillary with any wish for ill to befall the former Secretary of State and failed Presidential candidate, but only to refer to the sounds that emanate from her mouth.

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Professor: “San Francisco’s a Bigger ‘Shithole’ Than Kenya or India”

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Give a Liberal a city and they turn it into a ‘Shithole’.

“The contamination is … much greater than communities in Brazil or Kenya or India,” said Dr. Lee Riley, a UC Berkeley professor, as reported by Breitbart.

One of the most expensive U.S. cities to live in is on track to become one of the dirtiest cities in the world, an investigation revealed.

Journalists with NBC Bay Area released a report which surveyed 153 blocks in downtown San Francisco and found some shocking results: more than 300 piles of feces and 100 drug needles lined the streets of downtown San Francisco, including in areas near upscale hotels and government buildings.

One infectious disease expert told NBC Bay Area that the streets of San Francisco are on par with or worse than those of developing countries.

The New PyeongChang Olympics ‘Star Wars AT-AT Walker Downhill Ski Event’

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The ‘Star Wars AT-AT Walker Downhill Event’ rules are simple. There’s only three rules. If you finish, you get a Bronze medal. If you finish with two arms or two legs you get a Silver medal. And rule three, if you finish with both two arms and two legs you get the Gold medal.