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The Second Worst Location

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I don’t know about you, but at least the Rocket Scientists that designed this “Unicorn Inflationary Portal” chose the second worst location for it’s installation.  What do ya mean, ‘second worst’??   C’mon people!!  Use your imagination.  Wait for it…. Wait…. There you go!

Thanks Anon in MT

It’s Pumpkin Berry Time

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Move over Pumpkin Spice.  Pumpkin Berry is the ‘New Best Thing’ for the holidays.  With a lively, fresh bouquet and just a hint of floral, this newest seasonal favorite starts elegantly and finishes fruity.  This delicate blend of Blueberry, Huckleberry and Lingonberry, all with the complexity of Pumpkin, pairs perfectly with your favorite coffee beans – from Blue Mountain to Columbian, to Kona and, of course, Sumatra.

Creepy Porn Lawyer, Michael Avenatti’s Newest Client

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Things “Michelle” Avenatti could have said but was beaten to the punchline by Rodney Dangerfield.

When I was born I was so ugly the doctor slapped my mother.

My psychiatrist told me I was crazy and I said I want a second opinion. He said okay, you’re ugly too.

Yeah, I know I’m ugly… I said to a bartender, ‘Make me a zombie.’ He said ‘God beat me to it.’

I was so ugly my mother used to feed me with a sling shot.

I worked in a pet store and people would ask how big I would get.

On Halloween, the parents sent their kids out looking like me.

Thanks BrainyQuote