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Today’s Bacon – La Piganino
By way of Porkopolis, “This is a variation of a somewhat legendary instrument also known in various forms as the Hog Harmonium, Swineway, Pigano, Pig Organ or Porko Forte.”
Pierre Bayle (1647-1706) and Nathaniel Wanley (1634-1680) tell us that it was the Abbe of Beigne (or Baigne) who built a Porko Forte at the order of Louis XI, King of France (1461-83). The king challenged the Abbot, who had the art of inventing new musical instruments, to get him a “concert of swine’s voices”, thinking it impossible.
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Rule Z – Dragon’s Breath, The Zombie Flambe
Come the Zombie Apocalypse, this is one hot item that you want in your “Go-Bag”. Don’t leave home without it.
Zombie Flambe – Firequest
Get yours here.
Rule Z – There is never, ever just one zombie.
Thar Be Monsters
Could this be the entrance to Middle Earth?
Almost Steampunk – Clockwork People
With a costuming upgrade these ‘Clockwork People’ might spawn their very own genre of Steampunk.
The California I-5 Freeway After Calexit
Monster Grasshopper Hunters International
Or if you want to pick up a copy of the ‘real’ Monster Hunter International-click the pic.
High Profile Vehicle, High Wind Warning? For Thee, Not Me
Ruh-Roh Scooby-Doo. Did you notice the ‘flashing light bar‘ on the vehicle he just crushed?
Monday Morning Morons
To introduce our newest feature, Monday Morning Morons, Evel “The Street Skier” Knotknievel demonstrates his famous death defying ‘Shoefly Slide’. We’re pretty sure you’ll be reading about him in the Monday Morning Mortuary notices shortly.
Barefoot Water Skiing Championship – Now That’s Barefooting With Style
Monday Lisa
