You’ve got your Bobsledding and your Luge and your Snowboarding and your Ski Jumping. And they’re all good. But now you have the most spectacular Winter Olympic Event of all – The Freestyle Shopping Cart Skiing Water Broad Jump. Curling….eat your heart out
It appears that this candidate for one of Charlie Darwin’s Awards may have walked away before getting his award. Better luck delivering next time, Charlie. And you know there will be a next time, because they just never learn.
**Tire tracks in – hole in the ice – footprints out. Ohhh yeahhh???
Way to go Justin Trudeau, Prime Minister of Canada. Will “Manhole” covers be next on your list of PC changes? I don’t know about you, but I’m gonna go out of my way not to step on a “Peoplehole Cover”, you know what I mean? Will The Mannheim Steamroller have to change their name to “Peopleheim Steamroller” in order to perform in Canada? Will there be no more “Manufacturing” in Canada, just Peoplefacturing? And what will happen to your “Manicures”? 
Mannheim Steamroller – “Deck the Halls”
Or if you want to save a couple of bucks, you can make your own Taco or Burrito Cleanse. Just leave your favorite flavor of taco or burrito on your car’s dashboard (or under the seat) for a couple of days, then enjoy. You will be cleansed.
“Cool Runnings” – Trailer (1993)
With the success of Tide Pod snacks, it was inevitable that Procter & Gamble would add a line of beverages to help wash those little snacks down.
**FakeNewsAlert**
‘Crooked’ Hillary needs to change her moniker to ‘Coughing’ Hillary.
“So let me add my voice…” pic.twitter.com/SnMSgIYjPR
— Charlie Spiering (@charliespiering) February 9, 2018
Those Canadians, they’re some “kind of people“….
Gerald Butts, Prime Minister Justin Trudeau’s “butt-buddy” and top adviser, doesn’t like criticism very much.
It's OK for your boss to force this #Peoplekind down our throats, but then when we complain that it's gagging us, you, Mr. Butts, call us Nazis? “If you tell a lie big enough and keep repeating it, people will eventually come to believe it.” Joseph Goebbels, real Nazi
— ThePublicEditor.com (@TPE_PubEditor) February 10, 2018
