“We’re All Gonna Die”
Just Tell Me Where To Send My Money
I can’t take it anymore. Here’s my checkbook. You wanna credit card? Sure. Cash, too? No problem. How about my 401-K …
Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez Responsible For The Extinction Of Donkeys
Perhaps hyperbole? Perhaps premature? Perhaps not. If Ms. Ocasio-Cortez has her way and “Makes America Venezuela”, then our donkeys and burros could be going the way of Venezuela’s. The Miami Herald writes, “Donkey herds are dwindling as hungry Venezuelans slaughter them for food“.
A few years ago, there were so many donkeys, or burros, in the Venezuelan state of Falcón that they were a problem — herds everywhere, causing highway crashes and blocking airport runways.
But over the past three years, the herds have shrunk dramatically as thousands of burros have been slaughtered for their meat by Venezuelans suffering through a near-famine.
“There’s no more burros here,” said Odalys Martinez, a resident of the Paraguana Peninsula in northern Falcón.
Here are a few more Democratic Donkeys that we hope Ms. Alexandria will lay to rest…
Millennial Mug
It really sucks to have to take time out from Social Justice Warrioring and Snapchatting to work at a job. So hang up those game controllers, pull up your big boy pants (is that sexist? Person-pants?), and go flip a burger.
**Thanks Anon in MT
Crazy In California – Hi-Capacity Assault Straw Dispensers Banned
First they said “You can’t go to Oklahoma (and 8 other states)“, then they came for your plastic bags and your tasty foie gras, they banished your pet gerbil , neutered your firearms, and now, insult to injury, they’re gonna put you in jail for using an ‘effing straw!!! Get out while you can! Err… on second thought, don’t. No sense giving you the chance to screw up someone else’s state.
**Thanks Anon in MT
Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez’ Democratic-Socialist SJW Brigade
Redrum Democracy. Redrum Capitalism. Redrum Republicans. Redrum Trump. Redrum Kavanaugh.
Redrum, Redrum. – “The Shining”
Daily Darwin – The Biker and the Drawbridge
Darwin is speechless as he tries to understand why this Wisconsin woman would try to turn her genomes into cheese-spread.
https://youtu.be/yMmykOZyLYU
Wazzup? Where’s Kennedy??
Wazzup?? Notorious RBG??
Snakes On A Plane II – “One For The Zipper”
There must be a remake for Samuel L. Jackson’s classic, “Snakes On A Plane” in the works. It’s still too early to know whether Mr. Jackson will be involved, again reprising his role as FBI Agent, Nelville Flynn, but Bill and Hillary Clinton are said to have already biten on an offer for the lead roles.
Daily Darwin – Spineroo Cowboy
Darwin notes that little boys (age means nothing here) love nothing more than rockets, simulated bull riding, spinning in circles until their genomes hurt, wearing helmets and yelling “Yahoo!!”.
Natural selection deems that some individuals serve as a warning to others. Who are we to disagree? The next generation, ever and anon, is descended from the survivors
