“We’re All Gonna Die”
M’m! M’m! Not So Good! Campbell’s Cancels Rollout For New Chinese Market Inspired Soup
Campbell’s Product Management Team echoed Confucius (or was it Yogi Berra?) saying, “You can swing the bat, but in soups as in life, timing is everything – we made too many wrong mistakes.”
COVID-19 Whole House Disinfection Hack
“Safer At Home” Brought To A Whole ‘Nuther Level
**/sarc ‘n /snark
***Professional Driver Closed Course. DO NOT Attempt At Home.
Stayin’ Alive, Slinky, Stayin’ Alive
Day Forever in Coronavirus lockdown mode – It’s the simple little things that keep you going.
Democratic Coronavirus Chairwoman Demonstrates Mask Protocol
Congresswoman Sheila Jackson Lee, the Chair of the House Coronavirus Task Force demonstrates that in the Democratic Party’s organizational hierarchies, such as a Task Forces or Committees, every Democratic Representative is allowed to rise in the hierarchy until they reach their level of respective incompetence. Representative Sheila Jackson Lee has reached hers.
Found here.
Trying To Stock Up For COVID-19 Quarantine
Jack “The Joker” Napier and Vincent “Pulp Fiction” Vega Go Coronavirus Quarantine Shopping
“It’s like a wax museum with a pulse in here.” – Vincent Vega
“Introduce A Little Anarchy, Upset The Established Order, And Everything Becomes Chaos.” – Jack Napier
**Found here.
COVID-19 Inspires Creative Face ‘Maskery’
**Professional Driver on Closed Course – DO NOT Attempt at Home
CDC Chic – COVID Latex-19
Remember- No FARTING, Boys…
**Thanks Anon in MT