Will You Have Power Today? Check Your Trashcan For Forcast.
The Governor set today’s Power Blackout Level at “Trashcan 2 – Tipped Over.”
“We’re All Gonna Die”
Nukes? Spiders? Recipe For A Scary Movie
You don’t have to be a ‘rocket scientist’ to figure out that this juxtaposition of enterprises might not be a great idea.
Schrödinger’s Cat Despondent After Democratic Debate
Even Using Quantum Mechanics, The Paradoxical Kitty Can’t Figure Out Anything The Democrats Said At Last Night’s Debate.
Schrödinger’s Cat – Dummy Level Explanation
Bernie Sanders Supporters Despondent
After Heart Attack, Sanders Team Seeks New Slogan
Meh. Just because it rhymes…. Seriously?
Bernie’s ‘Cardiac Event’ Opens Door For Hillary
Hillary Clinton denies rumors that the “Triple C” Campaign Catering Company (a Chelsea Clinton Company, and subsidiary of Clinton, Inc.) has been catering Bernie Sanders’ meals since January 2017. She further states that there is no truth to the rumor that the “Triple C” only uses lard and beef tallow to prepare it’s recipes. “It’s just another vast Right Wing conspiracy,” she says.
Chairman Kim Steps Up Troop Training Amid Impeachment Furor
Seeking To ‘Capitalize’ On Democratic Impeachment Efforts, Kim Jong-un Personally Oversees Troop Training
Greta And The Hogg
Greta met her new boyfriend while she was trolling President Trump at the UN.
Kitty Is Gonna Murder You
Get your affairs in order. It’s only a matter of time until kitty kills you and eats your eyeballs.
Murica – One Man and Some String Moving Company
“We Only Leave Breadcrumbs Behind…”
