“Oh the shark, babe. Has such teeth, dear…”
Bobby Darin – “Mack the Knife”
“That’s Gotta Hurt”
#NiteWithoutOscar
Do you really, really need to watch the Oscars? Naw.
Just say No. Turn off the TV. Read a book. BBQ in your backyard. Go for a walk. Call a friend. Call your mother, father, brother, sister. Call grandma. Write a letter (on real paper with a real pen). Give your dog a bath. Give yourself a bath, exfoliate. Go to the shooting range–expend ammunition. The list is limited only by your creativity….
Daily Darwin – Too ‘Tired’ To Go On
Darwin chuckles, ironically, that having your genomes ‘flattened’ by a runaway tire is like getting hit by lightning, having a meteor fall on your head, or making a video that goes viral. With the exception of perhaps, winning the lottery, Darwin notes that odds like that never work out well for the overall ‘health and happiness’ of your genomes. Here’s the result of the ‘viral video’.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9N57hsxoegQ
Natural selection deems that some individuals serve as a warning to others. Who are we to disagree? The next generation, ever and anon, is descended from the survivors
A Clown Goes to Washington
Clowns, by their very nature, are not usually political activists. However, when provoked by a bickering, elitist, partisan, do-nothing, hypocritical, obstructionist Congress, some clowns are willing to make an exception. That exception, my friends, is always the one that proves the rule, “Politics is all about who’s axe gets gory.”
Hillary Peddles Topless Pics to Pay for Bill’s Bimbo Bills
When President Trump started “Draining the Swamp” and donations dried up at the Clinton Foundation, Hillary was forced to find a new way to pay Bill’s Bimbo bills. She’s currently taking pre-orders online for the her first mass market print called, “Hillary: Armored Bitch – Tooth, Nails and Tits”.
**FakeNewsAlert**
New York Muslim Protest Theme – Fashion Fit to Die For
Silence! I Keel You.
Jeff Dunham – “Achmedina the Hot Terrorist”
Daily Darwin – No Passing Zone Violation
Darwin sadly notes that when one’s genomes get ejected from the game for a “No Passing Zone” violation, it’s usually a career ending foul.
Natural selection deems that some individuals serve as a warning to others. Who are we to disagree? The next generation, ever and anon, is descended from the survivors
Hillary Sees Bill’s Bimbo Bills
Some more of Bill Clinton “Dicking” Around
